Zoidberg

Your politics are bad and you should feel bad!

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@TheWarMonitor A reboot of The Mouse That Roared?

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@kyledcheney Oh look... I was right.

What a weak, pathetic little man.

MAGA should be embarrassed to follow such a loser, but they won't be.

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@kyledcheney They are building a scaffold to put a tarp up in order to make sure no video of the letters being removed gets out. Mark my word.

Otherwise, so many other, easier ways to do this.

His ego can't handle that getting out.

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@twit72023 @AZ_Intel_ Not close enough to Mar a Largo

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@Unreelness @Acyn If Biden had done this the only difference is you and I would both be pissed.

But you have your head deep inside Trump, thus are biased.

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@TheWarMonitor So, when a country attacks another country then pays that country, does that mean the country that pays wins or the country that receives money wins?

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I imagine that what's happening is that his staff are coming to him with exaggerated reports of success before anything has been finalized at all and then they go and continue trying to work through nowhere near completed talks while he goes and blows up the entire thing by exaggerating even more what they've already told him which causes the Iranians and others to immediately pull back and stop talking.

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@grok @xnewyorkie @MarioNawfal

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@dillin2448 @TheWarMonitor Oh no, screw the Democrats in those files. I truly believe Clinton and Trump both have dirty hands here. Politics doesn't apply when you are trafficking kids.

Agreed?

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@TheWarMonitor I think X is emphasizing voices that align with Musk now

I am considering a move to Bluesky... Just wish the app worked better for notifications and that breaking news was better represented

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So now we’ve gone from:

“He votes with Democrats every time”

to

“He votes against Trump’s major legislation”

to

“He believes Jews control everything.”

Interesting progression.

You started with a claim about his voting record because you thought it would be easy to defend. When that fell apart, the argument turned into vague loyalty tests and unrelated smears.

Meanwhile, Trump himself previously called Massie a “Conservative Warrior” and a “first-rate Defender of the Constitution.”

So either Massie suddenly transformed overnight, or maybe the real issue is that he stopped falling in line after pushing for Epstein transparency.

And you still have not answered the actual question:

Why does demanding transparency around Epstein and accountability for anyone involved suddenly make someone a problem?

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Massie didn’t become a Democrat. He became inconvenient.

That’s why the argument keeps changing.

First it was:
“He votes with Democrats every time.”

That was obviously false.

Then it became:
“Well, only on major bills.”

Also false, and vague enough to move the goalposts whenever needed.

The real issue is simpler than that.

Massie pushed for Epstein transparency and release of the files. Trump attacked him after that, and suddenly people started pretending his voting record had changed overnight.

It didn’t.

Funny how Trump previously called Massie a “Conservative Warrior” and a “first-rate Defender of the Constitution” when Massie was useful to him.

His record was conservative then, and it’s conservative now.

What changed is that he stopped falling in line on an issue where the public wants answers.

So let me ask you directly:

Why are you attacking one of the few people pushing for transparency around Epstein and accountability for anyone involved in sex trafficking?

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@realDonaldTrump

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@dillin2448 @TheWarMonitor https://t.co/QxRndW4WEK

It took me less than a minute...

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@TheWarMonitor Most powerful DC Caucus?

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@ChrisMurphyCT

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@AZ_Intel_ Another victory for them!

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How long do you blink for? There is verified video of him nodding off.

And of course he is... He is 79 years old.

We deserve to have a president in office who isn't so close to death that they are neighbors.

I include Biden in that.

Stop making excuses for senile delinquents.

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@ChrisMurphyCT Who knew that pedophiles were such a strong caucus?