Master Bates

Let's clamp down on some science!

[Master Bates @Master_of_bates]

Fun drinking game watch the game of thrones porno, and drink every time you question your life.#WinterIsCuming

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Tried to cook crystal Pepsi today my bathroom blew up looks like i'm sticking to @coke.

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Blue is not a flavor @SourPatchKidsUK I must know more before i buy this product. #TransparentAdvertising

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Dear @700club Take Pat Robertson off the air, I'm not even sure he knows where he is anymore. #AngryOldManRambles

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A guy gets a McDonald tattoo and gets on the news. I get a burgerking tattoo on my wang and all I get is a cease and desist order #JrWhopper

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.@Remender Just finished Uncanny Avengers 14, I loved it. keep up the good work. #WhereIsWonderMan

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@funbutt my phone broke do you still have that iphone?

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@funbutt I don't care #TheyBothMakeTacosAndHavequestionableStaff

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.@funbutt sometimes I check my bank balance just to remind myself how much better I am than you. #quotesfromafunbutt @AngelWebb_13

[Master Bates @Master_of_bates]

.@kirkfox never slap a spider on your Wang, it makes you cheat on you angry girl friend.

[Master Bates @Master_of_bates]

@funbutt @brtlblayk @Xander_VIII @mandahugandkis @AngelWebb_13 @Snail_Lord_Neon you can't talk about @svu he doesn't have a twitter.

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@brtlblayk @funbutt @Xander_VIII @mandahugandkis @AngelWebb_13 @Snail_Lord_Neon and you think Jonny does?

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@funbutt @brtlblayk @Xander_VIII @AngelWebb_13 Washington is what ever I want it to be!

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@funbutt @brtlblayk @Xander_VIII @AngelWebb_13 im in Washington and I can't find my pants #bachelorparty

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@funbutt @brtlblayk @Xander_VIII @AngelWebb_13 for the record I think #cockboss is an awesome nickname

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@Xander_VIII @brtlblayk @funbutt @AngelWebb_13 #cockboss!!

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@brtlblayk @AngelWebb_13 @Xander_VIII @funbutt that's what I'm talking about!

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@brtlblayk @AngelWebb_13 @Xander_VIII @funbutt this is the end of the world

[Master Bates @Master_of_bates]

@brtlblayk @AngelWebb_13 @Xander_VIII you know what you did and so does @funbutt

[Master Bates @Master_of_bates]

@AngelWebb_13 @Xander_VIII I thought it was @brtlblayk