Paul

Just here to read & talk nonsense.

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@RichieFirth Sounds like a painful euphemism.

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@SkyUK this virtual assistant is useless.

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@marissathomas28 Are you at the match or watching on telly?

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@Kevenlaw @WestHam VAR wouldn’t have chalked off that bogus corner.

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Nah, that Tetris question was a stitch up. Still the same shape. #limitlesswin

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#GavinAndStacey

Thoughts?

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@bushontheradio 😂 Mate, this tweet is pure poetry. Particularly like 'deep throating burgers'. A+

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Fozzie bear, Fozzie Bear, Fozzie Bear…I’ll lock in Animal. Moron. #thewheel

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Should the goal have stood??
#WOLMCI

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@SkyNews His passing seemed to be announced incredibly quickly. Were his family even informed before it was on social media?

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Jonathan Ross's knowledge is always next level #thewheel

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@SarahChampion @bushontheradio You legend, thanks Champers.

I’m back in the game.

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@SarahChampion @bushontheradio I consider you guys experts on these matters… I got Whamageddoned yesterday by a Spotify advert for Xmas playlists! 14th September 🤦🙃 - does this even count or am I still in?

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@LaurenKirks Nice one Kirks, didn't know you'd had a baby. Hope everything is going well 👶

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@krystlew123 Amazing!!!!!!! This is now better than Christmas Eve 😘

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@krystlew123 This CANNOT still be on?

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Is anyone actually following this story? #thejetty

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@Krystenritter Love Island: Unseen Bits is on ITV2 now. So good.

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@OliReading Roundup kicks its arse 😂

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Japanese Knotweed is massively over exaggerated. They're talking like it's a terminal disease 🤣#thejetty