ʀᴏʙᴇʀᴛ ʀᴏʙᴇʀᴛꜱᴏɴ ɪɪɪ

[ʀᴏʙᴇʀᴛ ʀᴏʙᴇʀᴛꜱᴏɴ ɪɪɪ @MasterfulMecha]

《 #DispatchRP - Robert Robertson | Mecha Man 》

[ʀᴏʙᴇʀᴛ ʀᴏʙᴇʀᴛꜱᴏɴ ɪɪɪ @MasterfulMecha]

haven't gone swimming in awhile.

...willingly, at lwast.

[ً @amasiorum]

S – sure! I'd like -- that would be... nice.

[ʀᴏʙᴇʀᴛ ʀᴏʙᴇʀᴛꜱᴏɴ ɪɪɪ @MasterfulMecha]

because I need ANOTHER thing to worry about

[ʀᴏʙᴇʀᴛ ʀᴏʙᴇʀᴛꜱᴏɴ ɪɪɪ @MasterfulMecha]

chat, I have a hernia

[ʀᴏʙᴇʀᴛ ʀᴏʙᴇʀᴛꜱᴏɴ ɪɪɪ @MasterfulMecha]

. . .guess it's settled, then.

you're welcome to join me for the smoke, since I'm taking advantage of your hospitality.

[‍ ‍ ‍‍ 𝙾̷͡𝙽 ‍ ‍ ‍‍‍‍‍𝕱⃰┄ᵁᴱ꯭𝓖꯭꩜ ‍ ‍ ‍. @H_0THEADED]

he is , love the guy .

[ʀᴏʙᴇʀᴛ ʀᴏʙᴇʀᴛꜱᴏɴ ɪɪɪ @MasterfulMecha]

That's his job.

And he is very good at his job.

[‍ ‍ ‍‍ 𝙾̷͡𝙽 ‍ ‍ ‍‍‍‍‍𝕱⃰��ᵁᴱ꯭𝓖꯭꩜ ‍ ‍ ‍. @H_0THEADED]

until he starts cursing us out for arguing .

[ʀᴏʙᴇʀᴛ ʀᴏʙᴇʀᴛꜱᴏɴ ɪɪɪ @MasterfulMecha]

honestly doesn't surprise me. half the people assume it's chase taking a mid-day nap.

[‍ ‍ ‍‍ 𝙾̷͡𝙽 ‍ ‍ ‍‍‍‍‍𝕱⃰┄ᵁᴱ꯭𝓖꯭꩜ ‍ ‍ ‍. @H_0THEADED]

so i've heard . we can hear him when he naps over the comms , y'know .

/ chuckling ﹑ then clearing his throat .

but . it doesn't bother me . it's fine .

[ʀᴏʙᴇʀᴛ ʀᴏʙᴇʀᴛꜱᴏɴ ɪɪɪ @MasterfulMecha]

Beef also snores, just so you know.

[ a little half-grin. ]

So be prepared to listen to a dog snore.

[‍ ‍ ‍‍ 𝙾̷͡𝙽 ‍ ‍ ‍‍‍‍‍𝕱⃰┄ᵁᴱ꯭𝓖꯭꩜ ‍ ‍ ‍. @H_0THEADED]

yeah .

just . pack your shit , and i'll come get you . we can talk about what goals you want to set for yourself too .

[ʀᴏʙᴇʀᴛ ʀᴏʙᴇʀᴛꜱᴏɴ ɪɪɪ @MasterfulMecha]

Alright, alright.

[ scratching at his beard. he needs a trim. ]

I guess I can't say no to an actual mattress.

[‍ ‍ ‍‍ 𝙾̷͡𝙽 ‍ ‍ ‍‍‍‍‍𝕱⃰┄ᵁᴱ꯭𝓖꯭꩜ ‍ ‍ ‍. @H_0THEADED]

i already told you , i'm not some fucking monster .

just say yes .

[ʀᴏʙᴇʀᴛ ʀᴏʙᴇʀᴛꜱᴏɴ ɪɪɪ @MasterfulMecha]

in one night I have somehow obtained a therapist and a temporary bed.

[ʀᴏʙᴇʀᴛ ʀᴏʙᴇʀᴛꜱᴏɴ ɪɪɪ @MasterfulMecha]

saves me the trouble of looking for one.

[ᴠɪꜱ ☆ @hottopiicguy]

i’ll get you someone new .

[ʀᴏʙᴇʀᴛ ʀᴏʙᴇʀᴛꜱᴏɴ ɪɪɪ @MasterfulMecha]

alright, alright... I need someone new, though. I deleted the number.

[ᴠɪꜱ ☆ @hottopiicguy]

no , you're not .

[ʀᴏʙᴇʀᴛ ʀᴏʙᴇʀᴛꜱᴏɴ ɪɪɪ @MasterfulMecha]

. . .I can't tell if this is a trap or not.

[‍ ‍ ‍‍ 𝙾̷͡𝙽 ‍ ‍ ‍‍‍‍‍𝕱⃰┄ᵁᴱ꯭𝓖꯭꩜ �� ‍ ‍. @H_0THEADED]

my place . i have a guest room . just sleep there with your gluttonous ass dog .

[ʀᴏʙᴇʀᴛ ʀᴏʙᴇʀᴛꜱᴏɴ ɪɪɪ @MasterfulMecha]

[ BIG sigh ]

Im not going to get out of this conversation without scheduling an appointment, am I?

[ᴠɪꜱ ☆ @hottopiicguy]

I hope you still go to therapy .

[ʀᴏʙᴇʀᴛ ʀᴏʙᴇʀᴛꜱᴏɴ ɪɪɪ @MasterfulMecha]

. . .huh.

stay where?

[‍ ‍ ‍‍ 𝙾̷͡𝙽 ‍ ‍ ‍‍‍‍‍𝕱⃰┄ᵁᴱ꯭𝓖꯭꩜ ‍ ‍ ‍. @H_0THEADED]

alright , dammit . you can stay . fuck .

[ʀᴏʙᴇʀᴛ ʀᴏʙᴇʀᴛꜱᴏɴ ɪɪɪ @MasterfulMecha]

I tried to sleep around him but it hurt my back too much and he would keep kicking me while he slept

[‍ ‍ ‍‍ 𝙾̷͡𝙽 ‍ ‍ ‍‍‍‍‍𝕱⃰┄ᵁᴱ꯭𝓖꯭꩜ ‍ ‍ ‍. @H_0THEADED]

dude .

[ʀᴏʙᴇʀᴛ ʀᴏʙᴇʀᴛꜱᴏɴ ɪɪɪ @MasterfulMecha]

[ scratches head ]

well. you got me there.

[ᴠɪꜱ ☆ @hottopiicguy]

no , not everyone has those .

some people are happy to wake up every morning , actually .

[ʀᴏʙᴇʀᴛ ʀᴏʙᴇʀᴛꜱᴏɴ ɪɪɪ @MasterfulMecha]

he's slept on the heating pad the last three nights because he gets there first

[‍ ‍ ‍‍ 𝙾̷͡𝙽 ‍ ‍ ‍‍‍‍‍𝕱⃰┄ᵁᴱ꯭𝓖꯭꩜ ‍ ‍ ‍. @H_0THEADED]

starting to bum me out .

[ʀᴏʙᴇʀᴛ ʀᴏʙᴇʀᴛꜱᴏɴ ɪɪɪ @MasterfulMecha]

. . .

doesn't everyone have those?

[ᴠɪꜱ ☆ @hottopiicguy]

just say it .

[ʀᴏʙᴇʀᴛ ʀᴏʙᴇʀᴛꜱᴏɴ ɪɪɪ @MasterfulMecha]

I feel like if I said what I was going to say, you'd get mad.

[ᴠɪꜱ ☆ @hottopiicguy]

yeah and I also feel fine but that doesn’t mean I don’t have thoughts about ending my life .

[ʀᴏʙᴇʀᴛ ʀᴏʙᴇʀᴛꜱᴏɴ ɪɪɪ @MasterfulMecha]

Beef takes up most of the couch, but I can probably have the nice corner tonight.

[‍ ‍ ‍‍ 𝙾̷͡𝙽 ‍ ‍ ‍‍‍‍‍𝕱⃰┄ᵁᴱ꯭𝓖꯭꩜ ‍ ‍ ‍. @H_0THEADED]

y'know what ? fair .