TootMasters

Funny, imaginary and quirky stuff to brighten up everyday life - how does a snake astronaut move in space? i don't know, just imagine

[Lutz van der Horst @LutzvanderHorst]

An meine geimpften Freunde: BITTE MELDET EUCH!!! Ich will euch noch mal treffen, bevor ihr alle tot seid! 😢 WIR HABEN NUR NOCH 2 TAGE!!! 😱😱😱

[TootMasters @MastersToot]

'Happiness is sticking your ice cold head through the slow moving white clouds and being met by the light beams of the morning sun' says the mountain to the sky

[TootMasters @MastersToot]

a #squirrel named cyrill got in a quarrel about a barrel with darrel the annoying #unicorn.

[TootMasters @MastersToot]

Be like a strong, independent wombat and take an extra life

[TootMasters @MastersToot]

tomatenmark als brotaufstrich hoffnungslos unterschätzt. #tomatenmark #lecker

[TootMasters @MastersToot]

Discobugs go rollerskating with their silver capes and tiny golden hats on, sparkling in the rainbow-coloured partylight

[TootMasters @MastersToot]

I was in an all plant based Burger King and i imagined that the kitchen stuff in the back consisted of sheep and pigs with chef's hats and aprons, cooking and frying all plant based patties

[TootMasters @MastersToot]

maybe the bees bee around the bumbling bumbleebees. because they are faster

[TootMasters @MastersToot]

Does the bumblebee bumble around bees or bee around bumbles?

[TootMasters @MastersToot]

we dont know anything about the #science behind chairs. why?

[TootMasters @MastersToot]

If a #pig became the #queen, would it reach #immortality?

[TootMasters @MastersToot]

if a #pig became the next #queen of england, what do you think her new majesty would be occupied with on her first day of pork?

[TootMasters @MastersToot]

have you ever seen an unfriendly #pig? me neither. thats why they are the better #humans. #pigforpresident

[TootMasters @MastersToot]

not to forget: rooster interpreters for the annual international world rooster politics conference.

[TootMasters @MastersToot]

Children's books have taught me early on that animals from different countries cannot communicate with each other. Since neither the french rooster nor the german or english one make the same noises

[TootMasters @MastersToot]

Conclusion: We urgently need a standard #rooster #dictionary for translation between rooster-french, rooster-german and rooster-english.

[TootMasters @MastersToot]

#happybirthday to the spider living in my bathroom

[TootMasters @MastersToot]

a #camel is one thing, but an #onion is a whole other thing

[TootMasters @MastersToot]

Have you ever looked in the mirror, mesmerized by the disappointed camel staring back at you in silent judgement?

[TootMasters @MastersToot]

Balloon people - colorful and always happy. Flying around and bumping into each other with no aim just joy, but be afraid of the mighty POP!, who takes them all