𝖒𝙰𝒔𝚃𝙴𝚁 丷 𝒔𝖍𝙰𝒌𝙴𓈒

el mastur, llevado por beth/yokan.

[𝖒𝙰𝒔𝚃𝙴𝚁 丷 𝒔𝖍𝙰𝒌𝙴𓈒 @Mastershakdyim]

𓏲͙❥ 𝖙𝙴𝙼𝙿.𝙿𝙸𝙽𓈒

[𝖒𝙰𝒔𝚃𝙴𝚁 丷 𝒔𝖍𝙰𝒌𝙴𓈒 @Mastershakdyim]

‹—— 36 year old virgin.

[𝖒𝙰𝒔𝚃𝙴𝚁 丷 𝒔𝖍𝙰𝒌𝙴𓈒 @Mastershakdyim]

ok so.. i have two chewed pieces of gum and a margarita. oh and this stomped meatball that talks, it grants wishes.

[homeboy. @sixhunnidflow]

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I’m willing to bet that up on EVERYTHING.

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[𝖒𝙰𝒔𝚃𝙴𝚁 丷 𝒔𝖍𝙰𝒌𝙴𓈒 @Mastershakdyim]

man i'm so dead.

[𝖒𝙰𝒔𝚃𝙴𝚁 丷 𝒔𝖍𝙰𝒌𝙴𓈒 @Mastershakdyim]

OH YOU WANNA BET.

[homeboy. @sixhunnidflow]

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master shake, you really DON’T want these hands.

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[𝖒𝙰𝒔𝚃𝙴𝚁 丷 𝒔𝖍𝙰𝒌𝙴𓈒 @Mastershakdyim]

( 😭😭😭😭

[homeboy. @sixhunnidflow]

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master shake, you really DON’T want these hands.

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[𝖒𝙰𝒔𝚃𝙴𝚁 丷 𝒔𝖍𝙰𝒌𝙴𓈒 @Mastershakdyim]

bring it in.

[homeboy. @sixhunnidflow]

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they called me grandmaster #fightrp because I never duck the fades.

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[𝖒𝙰𝒔𝚃𝙴𝚁 丷 𝒔𝖍𝙰𝒌𝙴𓈒 @Mastershakdyim]

@frikiaholic, que le pasó a tu cara....?

[𝖒𝙰𝒔𝚃𝙴𝚁 丷 𝒔𝖍𝙰𝒌𝙴𓈒 @Mastershakdyim]

hermano ...

[𝖒𝙰𝒔𝚃𝙴𝚁 丷 𝒔𝖍𝙰𝒌𝙴𓈒 @Mastershakdyim]

#lobotomy

[𝖒𝙰𝒔𝚃𝙴𝚁 丷 𝒔𝖍𝙰𝒌𝙴𓈒 @Mastershakdyim]

oye, dame uno.

[𝐒𝐦𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐓𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 @Sm0kingL0ver_]

— Cigarro se prende delicadamente. —

[𝖒𝙰𝒔𝚃𝙴𝚁 丷 𝒔𝖍𝙰𝒌𝙴𓈒 @Mastershakdyim]

please don't shoot me.

[‍ ‍ ‍𝓵ucía . @LEONIDABICHOTA]

rise and grind , pendejos .

[𝖒𝙰𝒔𝚃𝙴𝚁 丷 𝒔𝖍𝙰𝒌𝙴𓈒 @Mastershakdyim]

i mean yeah, me too.

i do finances, and i'm a detective...
and a porn star.

[𝖒𝙰𝒔𝚃𝙴𝚁 丷 𝒔𝖍𝙰𝒌𝙴𓈒 @Mastershakdyim]

WHAT.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ζ͜͡ 𝐇𖣠𐍂ⁿ ‍ ‍ ╋━ ‍ ⌗ᴰ 𝚘𝔤 @D3MlDEVIL]

yeah … though , I have more jobs

[𝖒𝙰𝒔𝚃𝙴𝚁 丷 𝒔𝖍𝙰𝒌𝙴𓈒 @Mastershakdyim]

oh i dunno. i don't really remember her tho. (..) so.. isn't your job the coolest ever?

[‍ ‍ ‍ ζ͜͡ 𝐇𖣠𐍂ⁿ ‍ ‍ ╋━ ‍ ⌗ᴰ 𝚘𝔤 @D3MlDEVIL]

oh shit ….

……

soooooo … how’d she do it ?

[𝖒𝙰𝒔𝚃𝙴𝚁 丷 𝒔𝖍𝙰𝒌𝙴𓈒 @Mastershakdyim]

yeah, yeah.. it's gonna be great. heeey, we have something in common! mine killed herself.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ζ͜͡ 𝐇𖣠𐍂ⁿ ‍ ‍ ╋━ ‍ ⌗ᴰ 𝚘𝔤 @D3MlDEVIL]

good luck with that ! my momma ‘s dead ,, mystery solved .

he’s ringing up the dildo …

[𝖒𝙰𝒔𝚃𝙴𝚁 丷 𝒔𝖍𝙰𝒌𝙴𓈒 @Mastershakdyim]

what can i say? chicks go crazy with me.

[homeboy. @sixhunnidflow]

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aww, hanako looks so happy.

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[𝖒𝙰𝒔𝚃𝙴𝚁 丷 𝒔𝖍𝙰𝒌𝙴𓈒 @Mastershakdyim]

gracias fan.