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strong ideas, loosely held

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thank you for your service @muntazer_zaidi

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@twincisterns i saw you playing trumpet on the Conputer

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did you know when america landed on the moon they littered all the poopy diapers? literally just left them there

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i'm addicted to canceling amazon orders that don't ship fast enough

gives me that same thrill, twice

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@emgeedub post a schedule 🤝

[Sean Becker @Sean_Becker]

[consoling a friend after a breakup]

HIM: I won’t find anyone as good as her

ME (just finished watching Moneyball): we’ll recreate her in the aggregate

[Lazgar Lockman; artificer, blacksmith, goofball @Lazgar_lockman]

Disable this immediately in your Direct message settings, as it's on by default.
Anyone can voice call you and see your IP address when they do

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i think its ok for vegans to eat crocodile bc theyre both ugly and mean

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andrew bourdain

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beginning to polaroid outfits for boiler room nyc in july

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@twincisterns get back to backpack posting

(i got a ula dragonfly and it rocks)

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rip vice

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How to file your taxes free or very cheap

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@twincisterns

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@twincisterns very good imo!

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@twincisterns i'm game for another challenge

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@twincisterns https://t.co/RwgxNCnU5N this way not the more often written about fake alarmist path to becoming a nazi

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@twincisterns irony poisoning

[Ben Phillips @benphillips76]

“Lives found ended” is not a phrase in English. This is the first time it has ever been used. The daily coining of new euphemisms. The shame of it.

[Nick Mullen @nycguidovoice]

my standup special is now live, please watch and share. thanks folks

https://t.co/pGcEIZaK9x