MasterMind

How many times do I have to tell you to stop perceiving me?

[Arty @decksdarky]

Elden ring and someone who loves you

[aIenka @ankyhaidy]

yes my abuse goblin has the same name as you so what. respect my fucking boundaries please

[Chuckfug @Chuckfug]

My girl is starting to realize I'm noticably worse at sex after my pet rat died and I stopped wearing a hat all the time

[Eggroll 🐻‍❄️ @EggrolarBear]

so after watching the movie a third time i'm starting to realize that nikki's behavior may have been influenced by that little stick that bear cracked in half

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Dude who just sold me baby shoes (never worn) could’ve gotten wayyyyy more than what I paid. A sucker’s born every day 😂

[adele 🐈‍⬛ @adeleaxekilla]

fool me once thats it im killing myself

[Fat Lenny @FatLennyLJS]

White boy summer hasn't been the same since this nuke was dismantled

[ᶜᵒᵘʳᵗ @tropicaIghost]

i’d probably get kicked off of love island for saying “i’m going to kill myself” after every single thing that happens

[Carolyn Wang 凯伦 @caro_irl]

tcg players be like aw damn i almost got you i just needed this impossible sequence of twenty things to happen in this precise order and for you to misplay in the most grievous way possible and I would've won

[SeanieDew @seanie_dew]

Backrooms? Obsession? How about you head back to your room and start obsessing over some job applications

[thunderba11r @thunderba11r]

The Albinaurics right before I farm their entire civilization for runes

[TaigaxHolic @TaigaxHolic]

YuGiOh players will pop a blood vessel if you criticize the power creep but MTG players don't even try to defend their game anymore they just look at you like this

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

A cat sanctuary is offering free accommodation on a Greek island in exchange for looking after cats

Working from 8am – 1pm for five days a week, volunteers have tasks such as feeding and cuddling with the animals

[Shane 🦧 @TheMonkeyJungle]

You should be able to leave work 2 and a half hours early if you don’t feel like being there any more

[BAKED TOFU NATIONALIST @ohwowcrazy]

There's an infinite combo here. Need some card draw and an enchantment that does damage to my enemies every time I buy a bible.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

When we came into office, we uncovered a $12 billion budget deficit.

Today, I’m proud to say we brought it down to zero.

We didn’t close the gap on the backs of working people.

We closed it while funding parks, libraries, safer streets and making historic investments in public housing.

Call it Pothole Politics. Call it Democratic Socialism. It's government that delivers for the people who make this city run.

That’s what New Yorkers deserve. And that’s what we will keep fighting for every single day.

[MasterMind @Mastr_Mind_]

@BiigJB21 i’m proud of you!!

[N U A 🫧 @DNuatun]

Fromsoft womennnn 😍