Matthew Adams

Believer. Husband. Father. Barber. Caffeinated.

[Matthew Adams @MatAdams]

@freedarko Miss that phase of phasion. Trucker hats, clever Ts, Ashton PUNKing people...

[Matthew Adams @MatAdams]

Curry’s taper the only thing on this court that look worse than LeBron’s bloody eye
#NBAtwitter #💈

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What people think when you say you live in New York vs reality

[Matthew Adams @MatAdams]

@stephaniaadams ...yes. No "probably", the answer is Yes.

[Matthew Adams @MatAdams]

...yet so many listeners take it not as just simple opinion comedy, but as informed political commentary! Makes me sick.

[Matthew Adams @MatAdams]

Its amazing to me how blow-hard shock-jocks find any actual footing outside of comedy. Comedy? Sure! Informed politics? Absolutely not.

[Matthew Adams @MatAdams]

...and as if thats not enough, now he's attacking Donovan McNabb!!!!! Unacceptable. This man must be stopped.

[Matthew Adams @MatAdams]

Wow, Rush Limbaugh is seemingly trying to decare war against me! First, he repeatedly attacks my President with nonsensical slander...

[Matthew Adams @MatAdams]

Alriiiiiight! Who doesnt love a little CASH CAB!

[Matthew Adams @MatAdams]

"if the govt really did care about people, we could take down all hackers!!! I bet if i went to Obama he'd help me take down the hackers."