Mathew Ahrenstorff

It's not what you know, it's what you can prove in court! My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

[Football @BostonConnr]

Going from the Giannis sweepstakes to Paul George while setting the Sixers up with the best team they’ve had possibly ever is the worst thing I’ve seen from the Celtics in my lifetime

What is Brad Stevens DOING

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

What are we even doing here? Brutal cheap shot. These women would still be flying commercial without Caitlin and this is how she is treated. Insane

[LASIK.com @LASIKdotcom]

Still offering free LASIK to @WNBA refs…

[Kaevon Merriweather @Kaevon02]

I wish the NCAA would investigate every school the way they investigate Iowa. First it was the gambling investigation a couple years ago and now we are the only school being brought sanctions for tampering😂 every school in America should be getting in trouble if that’s the case

[Ty Schmit @tyschmit]

Let them fucking play, Jesus Christ

[Chris Hassel @Hassel_Chris]

YEAR 1 — ELITE 8 (and counting)

[Chris Hassel @Hassel_Chris]

This is the greatest I’ve felt about a win for any of my teams since I was a kid

[Mathew Ahrenstorff @MatAhrenstorff]

@Hassel_Chris Would be nice to see Hausen come in and maybe give our offense some life…but there must be something there everyone else doesn’t know about..smdh!

[Mathew Ahrenstorff @MatAhrenstorff]

@celtics For the love of god can you please play Luka Garza so the C’s have some offense…

[Ty Schmit @tyschmit]

Been saying... just give this guy some minutes @LukaG_55

[Roy Higgins III. @higginized]

Thanks @HawkeyeFootball for the development! God placed @_jhigg with Ravens organization at such a time as this and he has made me and mom proud!! Go Get #49 Jay Hig !!!! Jeremiah 29:11 For I know the plans I have for you !!!!!!! Only Dawgs play on Ravens!!!! Flock Flock Flock

[Frank Garza.eth @frankgarza57]

👁️💚💚💚🦚

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Yo Timmy, how’s your day bro? 🤡

[Jay Williams @RealJayWilliams]

The Truth abt Nikola Jokic:

If LeBron or Steph dropped 61, 10, and 10 in a game this time of year , we’d shut down the internet & ESPN would talk about it for 2 days straight.. But when Jokic does it, it’s just another night. Why? Because he doesn’t look the part. He’s not flashy.. not loud. But make no mistake — skill for skill, he’s already outpacing Shaq, Hakeem, even Kareem. We’re just afraid to say it. Jokic isn’t just the best player in the world — he’s quietly building one of the greatest legacies we’ve ever seen — & media is still acting like it’s a fluke.

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Only Trump could make liberals hate electric cars.

[HAWK_GUYS @HAWK_GUYS]

I’ve never been a Fran hater. A lot of these college kids on Twitter aren’t even old enough to remember the Lickliter years and how miserable that was. Fran has consistently kept Iowa in the top half of the B1G, developed a NPOY and 7 All Americans. Bad coaches don’t do that…

[LeVar Woods @LeVarWoods]

COOOOOP!!! #712 #Siouxland #Hawkeyes @cdejean23

[Scott Dochterman @ScottDochterman]

The Big Ten has decided defensive tackles must move slowly, not quickly, before the snap.

[Ty Schmit @tyschmit]

Where did they find these chickenshit morons officiating the Wisconsin/Iowa game? Let them fucking play.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Juan Soto x Moneyball

There’s really nothing like sports, man