Matt Bischoff

Purdue University Graduate, Currently in the Baltimore Orioles Minors Leagues, Occasionally funny Twitter posts.

[Matt Bischoff @MatBisch_20]

@TwizzWiz http://t.co/rbeDzbZhnD

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@TwizzWiz http://t.co/ZwCiRQqB5P

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#MovieSubstitute Switch 1 actor/actress out for another 1. Don't change dialogue or anything. Dane Cook for Robin Williams in Jumanji.

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@_teamderrick *plaque. What award do you want?

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#Heat will get "Streak" coverage, deservedly so, but #JeffGreen getting 43 points, 1 year after open heart surgery, is pretty damn special.

[Matthew Berry @MatthewBerryTMR]

Congrats Joe RT ‏@ESPNDari Joe Lunardi went 68 for 68, nailed all the 1-seeds and 2-seeds. And his last 4 in were the last 4 in.

[Oliveira Baseball Consulting @OBC_Recruits]

No matter how old you get, running and jumping on the back of the shopping cart will always be fun

[SB Nation NBA @SBNationNBA]

Chris Kaman just blocked Tim Duncan. My whole life is a lie.

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Nothing to hang your heads on. Fantastic season @_Mont2Flyy_ @JailanWattley20 @VB3ND @_JHogue13. Sectional Champs, 1st since '96. #proudalum

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#NewHavenHoops Watching the Championship tonight.

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Best of luck tomorrow vs. Northroup. @_Mont2Flyy_ @JailanWattley20 @VB3ND @_JHogue13 Got practice tomorrow, I'll watch the replay.

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Let's get @WWE to let @MichelleDBeadle be Celebrity Social Media Ambassador for #raw. #betterthancharliesheen

[Michelle Beadle @MichelleDBeadle]

Come on @wwe. Just give @ZackRyder a Wrestlemania spot. Anyone who is willing to let all that Mark Henry sweat touch them deserves it. #RAW

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Long day of blood tests, meetings, and throwing. Relaxing with #bullspacers and #thewire

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@MDot_Steve work on your defense. I still own you in 21. haha #fadeawaysallday

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congrats to @_Mont2Flyy_ @VB3ND @_JHogue13 and the rest of the Bulldogs on the Sectional Championship #BeatNorthroup

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@sepinwall "Homecoming" is the most quotable episode of The Wire.

[Matt Bischoff @MatBisch_20]

Twitter question- Watched two seasons of #TheWire. Don't see how it can get better than Season 2. Am I wrong?

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Plain and simple.... #kingofthehill was vastly underrated.

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Why aren't NBA teams trying to trade for Phoenix's training staff?