Mr. Buie

Makes loud noises, but not very talkative.

[Mr. Buie @MatBuie]

We didn’t deserve Obama.

That man held on to some of the most exclusive knowledge in the world whilst countless adversaries criticized his every move, and he still made jokes, promoted prosperity for all, and inspired us to be a part of a greater good.

Don’t you miss that?

[Mr. Buie @MatBuie]

As of today I’m 26, and that of course means I’ve lost the excuse of “my brain isn’t fully developed 🤪”

Feeling empty about that.

[Mr. Buie @MatBuie]

the truly beautiful thing about the modern american standard of installing electrical fixtures upside down is the nostalgia I get every time I spot one while bending over foward to touch my toes

[Mr. Buie @MatBuie]

I cannot fuckin fathom using a food delivery service like uber eats every day. Do you hate money? Are you dumb? Go fuckin drive over there and pick up the food for the love of god.

[Mr. Buie @MatBuie]

if a song starts with a recording of someone smoking weed and coughing and laughing, I can’t press skip fast enough. what is this middle school?

[Spencer Hall @SpencerHall41]

i am. so tired. of. outrage culture.

[Mr. Buie @MatBuie]

I didn't realize that adult employment was a just a matter of fucking up fewer things less severely than your coworkers and the paychecks keep coming in so ???

[Mr. Buie @MatBuie]

If a guy can land a plane silky smooth in heavy winds, he can get it

[Gavin Free @GavinFree]

I feel like a lot of effort is going into replacing plastic straws with biodegradable paper ones or metal ones but they go all soggy or are hard to clean. Could just not use straws. Do we need straws? Could just get our sip on. This has been my tweet about straws.

[Mr. Buie @MatBuie]

@peachyquween what??

did you tell them to work harder on creating music that isnt completely derivative??

[Mr. Buie @MatBuie]

Love flying home for thankgiving cause the detroit connection goes from a 100 seat plane to a 400 seater and I always cop the middle seat two rows from the back god bless america can we dEPLANE ANY FASTER PLEASE

[Mr. Buie @MatBuie]

If you or your employer spend(s) an exorbitant amount of money to ensure that you enjoy the time inbetween meaningless exchanges that you have with other people, you may now board the plane through our priority lane.

[Mr. Buie @MatBuie]

The Kid Rock tour has brought us to Las Vegas!

...for just long enough to get in a bus and drive two hours south of Las Vegas!

So exciting!

This is literally just a desert!

[Mr. Buie @MatBuie]

Is Twitter still a thing?

[Mr. Buie @MatBuie]

@MrColionNoir Kill yourself.

[Mr. Buie @MatBuie]

@PinegroveBand help! What was the name of the second opening band at your show in Nashville last night?? (Amazing show btw y'all 10/10)

[Mr. Buie @MatBuie]

I've become one of those people who loves coffee. I have years of denouncing to apologize for.

[Mr. Buie @MatBuie]

@rmbuie05 It's a Buie man tradition now to have a scar there

[Mr. Buie @MatBuie]

"Sound great."
-Doyuen Ko