Mat Norman

The world doesnt owe you shit

[Mat Norman @MatMgn1898]

Spent my whole life being a bad guy. Until I met the girl that made me wanna be good

[Juliana⚜️ @julianaa_mat]

Classic why I’ll never delete Facebook 😂😂

[Mat Norman @MatMgn1898]

People who say they love the person they have been dating for 2 weeks are only lying to themselves lol

[Mat Norman @MatMgn1898]

@JohnHull1203 So you mean to tell me that now I get paid for walking over to your place so you can make me a sandwich?

[Mat Norman @MatMgn1898]

@shaine1998 Ive always been here bb

[Mat Norman @MatMgn1898]

I swear to god. 99.9% of female waitresses smoke cigarettes 😂😂

[Mat Norman @MatMgn1898]

@JohnHull1203 Money ruins friendships man

[Mat Norman @MatMgn1898]

@JohnHull1203 Believe me, nothing good becomes of it..

[Mat Norman @MatMgn1898]

@TottinghamJacob Photoshopped lol

[Mat Norman @MatMgn1898]

@BigBirks86 Nobodyyyyyyyy knowsssssssssssss

[Mat Norman @MatMgn1898]

@issa_smith43 I want you too little bear..

[Mat Norman @MatMgn1898]

My names ricky bobby. If you dont like dogs then fuck you

[Mat Norman @MatMgn1898]

@MatthewLowis Dont worry bro lol they are some real tough guys!

[leo @leonardcowalski]

What ur birthday says about u:
Jan: born in January
Feb: born in February
Mar: born in March
Apr: born in April
May: born in May
June: born in June
July: ur a fucking idiot
Aug: born in August
Sep: born in September
Oct: born in October
Nov: born in November
Dec: born in December

[Mat Norman @MatMgn1898]

@shaine1998 Ill take a hard pass. But thanks for the suggestion!

[Mat Norman @MatMgn1898]

@chriscole100 You know what grinds my gears? No gear lube.. #mindblown

[Mat Norman @MatMgn1898]

@shaine1998 Only thing I try to do is find a shirt with less then 3 stains on it lol

[Mat Norman @MatMgn1898]

@MatthewLowis Just @ me next time 😉