Mathew

Professional ESPN FC hater

[Iván @Ivanzaaa2]

Me desperté así

[💫AstralWingz💫 @Zhane_Star]

I never seen a snake chew until now wtf

[Vivian @suchnerve]

He looks exactly how I expected him to look.

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

Hello again.

We’re currently in Clemson, South Carolina. I’ve decided to come back here to document the final part of our road trip.

The main reason I deactivated my account two weeks ago was that things became increasingly toxic. For some people, it’s unfortunately unfathomable that a good story can exist without some kind of hidden agenda behind it. There was even a Reddit group going through my entire account trying to find anything they could use to reveal my identity.

I know this was only a small percentage of people, but after a while it became exhausting. During the last two weeks, I received so many kind messages on Instagram, and they really made me realize how many people genuinely enjoyed following the trip. Some people even told me that their grandparents regularly ask them, “What are the Germans up to today?” I think that’s really cool.

I decided to continue because I realized that the overwhelming majority of people loved following along. A small group of very loud people shouldn’t be able to ruin something that brought so many others joy.

I also want to clear something up, as people who follow me on Instagram already know.

I’ve been to the United States before. This is not my first visit, and I’ve never claimed that it was. The last time I was here was in January 2022, when I visited New York and Philadelphia.

A lot of people shared my Raising Cane’s post from November 2025 to make it look like I was secretly American. That post wasn’t from the United States, it was from my trip to Saudi Arabia.

This is my first time back in the U.S. in more than four years, and apart from Boston, I’d never visited any of the places we’ve been to on this trip before. That’s probably why many people assumed it was our first time in America, because for all of these places, it actually was.

And let me tell you, Ohio and Alabama are very different from New York City or Los Angeles.

If you have any questions, feel free to ask.

Thanks for reading.

[Manel Cota @MaNeo_O]

Thanks! Ubisoft Barcelona did all the underwater levels. And that same team is being fired right now because Ubisoft thinks thats what we deserve :)

[#1 Overgear Defender @FansprojectFan]

Me OMW to fucking get you:

[Sir Dwulfgr @Sirnoobwulfgr]

Back in my days we used to laugh at bugs

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

told my boyfriend the cashier at Target was a bitch and he said “was it at self checkout”

[𝗝𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗺𝘆 𝗗. 𝗞𝗶𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗻 @JeramyKitchen]

This is what should concern EVERY American.

An officer arrives at a woman's home, presents an image from a surveillance camera as "irrefutable evidence," & accuses her of a crime. When she offers video evidence that could establish her innocence, he isn't interested.

The burden is supposed to be on the government to prove guilt, not on citizens to prove they're innocent.

[Doktor Ross Sewage MD @sewage666]

friendly reminder: they never paid the lady who snitched on luigi and she was fired from her job

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

This cute Border Collie pup starts off completely terrified, convinced his life is over… until he realizes it’s actually not so bad after all. ❤️ 😂

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

Most canonically accurate Decepticon

[𝕶𝖍𝖆𝖒𝖆𝖓𝖎 ♛ @KcWrestling05]

11k replies in 40 minutes

[🧀 @kyuuuby]

bro tapped the kid like they hang out together every weekend 😭

[hoshi🇬🇪🇪🇸🇦🇷 @hoshi_aa]

Halaand has reached the artistic heights Ronaldinho used to get

[B @utdbrxy]

Calling this monster out and not letting her affect his perception on an entire country. What a guy

[USMNT Only @usmntonly]

ABSOLUTE SCENES IN SEATTLE TWO HOURS BEFORE USMNT vs BELGIUM 🔥🇺🇸

[USMNT Only @usmntonly]

THE ATMOSPHERE IN SEATTLE AHEAD OF THE USMNT vs. BELGIUM IN THE WORLD CUP ROUND OF 16 🇺🇸🔥

[don francisco 🐝🇵🇷 @BoricuaBoyCisco]

Someone get the witch doctor on the line, man owes me bread

[Jordan Schultz @Schultz_Report]

Love this so much: England's Jude Bellingham knew that spending a few moments with this young man would mean the world to him. ❤️

Bottom line: Jude is everything that's right with professional sports today! 🤝