Matako Nyeusi

I am just but a humble supporter of the Ruto Govt

[Matako Nyeusi @MatakoNyeusi]

@Iam__Hillary @Safaricom_Care @SafaricomPLC Mimi Safaricom stole 23 shillings from me nikatumia like 2k kuifwata and I got it back. Usihurumie hawa watu

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@nypost I agree that she is beautiful, but casting a Black woman to play a White woman in a foundational work of European literature is no more right than casting a White man to play Shaka Zulu!

[︎ ︎GómìnàOjóKan 🇳🇬 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇵🇹 @tunnarmcniarr]

This would break the whole Twitter

[Prime 👨🏽���💻👾🤖 @prime_sui]

Vibe coding final boss

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Kumamaye. Matatus wametupea holiday kesho. Masaa ni ya kupindua Taxin na Mwiko

[Matako Nyeusi @MatakoNyeusi]

@alexmwanzo You married a rich girl Alex. Shut up!

[Masika🇨🇵 @Masika_039]

Dear Microsoft.

Our African names are not spelling errors.

[Matako Nyeusi @MatakoNyeusi]

@Iam__Hillary @safaricom Nawaambia kila siku msiweke pesa M-PESA

[Muhoozi Kainerugaba @mkainerugaba]

The security forces under the direction and instructions of the Commander-in-Chief launched Operation 'Maliza Ufisadi' the other day. We shall expand this operation and apprehend all culprits. No one will be spared.

[Matako Nyeusi @MatakoNyeusi]

@patrickgachie2 Patrick, pole sana.

[Gachie_patrick 🇰🇪🇨🇦 @patrickgachie2]

My name is Patrick Gachie . On Friday 15th /05/2026 .I was conned with a stolen cheque after delivering onions worth 115k to a man called Kennedy Meme , who has since disappeared

I’m now unwell , depressed and defeated . As a full-time student Onions were my only source of

[Dr. Strange @Imonaar]

Kind of things you notice in your 30s+. No 20 year old is saying club culture is dying.

It is okay to outgrow things. Accept it and move on.

[Motorist Association @motoristsoffice]

#RejectFuelPrices

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

normalize cutting women off the very first time they show you they’re not interested in you.

[Tomori @otomporo8701]

A drunk policeman shot me at a checkpoint in 2011.
The bullet tore through my car, through my right hand.

I lost my career as an animator. My marriage cracked. My mind still bleeds.

The twist?
I sued the Nigeria Police. Won in 2015.
Judge said: "Pay his medical bills."

10 years later. Zero naira.
I face permanent disability without help.
@PoliceNG_CRU @TunjiDisu1 @UNDP @NhrcNigeria
#NigeriaPoliceNotYourFriend

[xo muthoni🌸 @Miss_muthoni21]

Update: My baby was found safely today at around 6pm, not on Friday as people have been saying. The usikimiye facebook post claiming he was found earlier was not true.

The nanny is currently in police custody together with the person who referred her to me.

[We Rate Corrins @arcadiaofsorrow]

I JUST GOT AN EMAIL OUT OF THE BLUE FROM AN ARTIST I COMMISSIONED IN 2020 WHO DISAPPEARED WITHOUT DELIVERING ANYTHING AND THEY FUCKING SAID THEY WENT TO JAIL AND JUST GOT OUT AND THEN ASKED IF I STILL WANTED THE ART????

[Legally Blonde✨ @NthiaNadia]

.@SafaricomPLC @Safaricom_Care have normalized daylight robbery, and they’re unapologetic about it
My mum recently lost KES 511,000 from her Mpesa (withdrawn in Nairobi while she was in London) only for Safaricom, after engagement via her lawyers, to offer KES 90,000 compensation

[Burnley FC @BurnleyOfficial]

83 - Pope saves from Jesus. Amen to that! 0-3

[Lennox Omondi @_lennoxomondi]

Niliquit 9-5 ilikuwa inanilipa 150k/month.
Imenitake two years for my company kunilipa 67k/month na nafanya kazi from 7AM to 11PM every day, na sometimes unapata uko na employees wanakupea the hardest time ever, na kuwafuta kazi ni even more expensive.

Every month uko na bills za kulipa in the millions, end month kila mtu ako happy isipokuwa wewe juu uko na another 30 days kuraise another million. Na imagine all this trouble ndiyo net salary yako ikuwe 50k

Sometimes doh haitoshi unasema wacha ulipe the employees alafu KRA utawatumia yao by 9th, unajaribu kupata loan bank inakataa juu hauna shamba ya security, inafika 15th unapata weird calls, unashika unapata ni KRA, unawaambia utawalipa next Friday, wanakuambia Friday haiwezekani, labda Thursday. Inabidi uongee with one of your clients akulipe mapema, anakusomea akikuambia biz haifanywi hivo but anaitikia eventually.
Next week inafika unalipa KRA, SHA,NSSF, Housing Levy. Unahave some peace kidogo only to realize that next week ni end month na this time uko na deficit kubwa kushinda last month, and the cycle continues.

Kama uko 9-5 na uko sawa, I can’t advise you to quit. Heri ujaribu entrepreneurship in parallel but usiquit job yako. It feels good when you tell people that you quit your job to pursue your dream but you also need to understand that your dream will take time before it starts paying the bills, and it might also die before you eat a shilling from it.