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[MatchCrack @MatchCrack]

Arsenal yesterday. Chelsea today. 😳

Both are OUT of the Carabao Cup.

❌ Arsenal lose to Fleetwood (League Two) on penalties
❌ Chelsea lose to Liverpool on penalties

Two giants. Two shootout heartbreaks. Back-to-back nights. 💀

[Presh Vertex @PreshVertex]

Stop trying to look rich. Start trying to get rich. One impresses the internet, the other impresses your bank account.

[Zara @Zarashidori]

Me and somebody's son if to say I guide

[@Franklin💫 @_wavyfranklin]

Your mechanic enjoying as soon as you leave the garage, knowing the problem is just tightening some nuts and studs. 😂

[@Franklin💫 @_wavyfranklin]

Can someone explain these to me

And where can we found it in the Bible

Bible students pls I need explanation 🥺

[Richard Igwe @cruizeelordd]

The weapon fashioned against Nigerian is a dry fish 🐟🐠

I never thought a dry fish could turn to a calamity that would befall a nation!

[MatchCrack @MatchCrack]

@cruizeelordd Cut off the nose🤣
Who nose tomorrow

[Richard Igwe @cruizeelordd]

Don't let these people keep their nose up your business.

[MatchCrack @MatchCrack]

@cruizeelordd CR7

[Richard Igwe @cruizeelordd]

My mutuals who create football contents might just be thinking that I don't comment on their posts, lol.

I don't know anythin' about football except the fact that Ronaldo is the GOAT 🐐🐐🐐

[MatchCrack @MatchCrack]

@cruizeelordd 🤧

[Richard Igwe @cruizeelordd]

WhatsApp is not a real place.

Someone will post;

“Things I need in my life:
1. Money
2. Money
3. Money

Did you see your name there?”

A few moments later, the same person comes to your DM to ask you for money... Are you really stupid??

[MatchCrack @MatchCrack]

@cruizeelordd Never

[MatchCrack @MatchCrack]

@ruderllytalks Mr. Junction

[MatchCrack @MatchCrack]

@ruderllytalks Well said

[MatchCrack @MatchCrack]

@ruderllytalks 🤧

[ruderlly @ruderllytalks]

Why do fair girls hate to bath?

[ruderlly @ruderllytalks]

That moment you laugh at a joke you didn't hear because everybody is laughing. 😭🤣

[ruderlly @ruderllytalks]

Some female accounts on X go post fine girl pictures, big yansh and heavy bress like say na beauty queen dey behind the account. Meanwhile, na one ugly werey boy dey operate everything o. 😭😂💀

[solkeed 💙❤️ @manii_sol75]

Teams in Europe's top five leagues to score 40+ goals across all competitions this season

Barcelona: 51 goals in 13 matches
Bayern Munich: 45 goals in 13 matches

That’s the end of the list.🤯

[Hyscent @Hyscent_ch]

Look at this picture very well.
Would you do the same thing?