As a streamer I know im not everyone's flavor and thats fine.
*Im crass
*blunt
*I say stuff out of left field
*ill lock in and forget to talk
*I go back to my cod days if someone wants to talk trash or troll
@DavyJonesian@animedoctorr Honestly Rocks being alive and us getting a dual showdown between BB & Shamrock vs Rocks & Shanks would be cool asf.
@anotherchaironx@ma1ybe Personal buddy unless you or anyone else is her doctor you shouldnt say anything about what she is.
Second if my partner said anything like her bf did thats an immediate boot the body changes as we age if hes upset about a pouch whats he gonna say as she ages.
Broooo the comments ๐ ๐คฃ
Are we gonna sit here and not acknowledge we already knew his wife was a bad ass. Im actually hyped to play this just to see how she throws hands.
@anotherchaironx@ma1ybe That is what we call a primordial pouch it can be from genetics, age, childbirth, and or not limited to health issues or eating habits. Judging by her entire build i would not call her fat. She is perfectly as she is and honestly her bf dont deserve her.
A customer at the library asked me a question I wasn't prepared for.
Customer: Excuse me.
Customer: Why does this machine require flesh?
Me: ...what?
Customer: This machine.
Customer: I am touching it, but it does not work.
Customer: Is because... flesh?
At this point I was trying very hard to figure out whether I had accidentally wandered into a horror movie.
Then she held up her hands.
She was wearing gloves.
Me: Oh!
Me: The touchscreen.
Me: Right.
Me: Yeah, it probably can't detect your fingers through the gloves.
Customer: Ah.
Customer: Okay.
Customer: Sorry to bother.
Me: No, no.
Me: That's the best thing I've heard all week.
She laughed.
The machine worked.
And I thought that was the end of it.
It was not.
Now whenever one of our library computers stops working, someone inevitably says:
Staff: It requires flesh.
Staff: The machine must be fed.
Another staff member: Who's volunteering?
So thanks to one perfectly innocent question, our library now sounds like a cult every time the self-checkout freezes.
@OGsDontFold Oddly enough this isnt the first story ive heard of a dealer being a good human. Read one were dude wouldnt let one of his people buy because he was a year clean of all drugs and just sat down and talked with him.
Shanks Vs Shamrock. Who can teach Luffy how to be good at chess? A little What If? Scenario where Shamrock is totally just the cool uncle that Shanks competes with.
Will do more of these cover sketches more often down the line!