pepe

Oh shit

[pepe @MatchaPua]

@Wholesome_dg @MurrayHillGuy1 bro look at his eyes. it's like he on acid or smtng

[pepe @MatchaPua]

i always knew that degen guy is some unhinged tard.

[Murray Hill Guy @MurrayHillGuy1]

> Be Degen CPA & Murray Hill Guy.

> Become online friends.

> Two 5’3” kings talking ball, dating, the gym, and life.

> DM every day. Good banter. Seems like a genuine friendship.

> Finally meet in person.

> Have a few beers.

> Everything is normal.

> Fast forward…

> Be Murray Hill Guy.

> Wake up to 1,000 texts, missed calls, and voice notes.

> “YOU BANGED (will not name her).”

> Explain that she came onto you.

> Tell him you don’t owe him anything.

> Friendship instantly over.

> Degen CPA vows to dedicate his life to taking MHG down.

>Degen CPA sues MHG for tweeting and being mean

> Blocks MHG.

> Unblocks MHG to quote tweet him.

> Re-blocks MHG.

> Unblocks again.

> Stalks the account every single day.

> Starts making up stories in his head and posts them.

> Builds an army of terminally online weirdos who believe every word.

> Accidentally gives MHG free engagement for months.

> MHG’s account keeps growing.

> MHG only wishes the best for everyone

> Mission somehow accomplishes the exact opposite.

> Become the greatest unpaid marketing intern of all time.

[pepe @MatchaPua]

@GrowlsProwls @Wholesome_dg cope.

[Dexter Darius @DexterDaygame]

Once a man reaches a level of wealth where everyone is sucking up to him he suddenly loses the motivation and drive that made him successful in the first place.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Tiger saves human from leopard attack

[Funes @Bulkington___]

If you can beat male body dismorphia you realize most special forces operators are just slightly more jacked than this.

[pepe @MatchaPua]

@Wholesome_dg @GrowlsProwls you are correct bro. it's all validation. feels sweet when you are winning. 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

[pepe @MatchaPua]

@GrowlsProwls @Wholesome_dg bruh nobody who does game is looking for only sex. they are looking for validation. otherwise you can bang some hookers or settle down with your high school sweetheart and be happy with it. anyone who says "i want only sex" is coping and most probably banging mids. 😂🫵

[pepe @MatchaPua]

@GrowlsProwls @Wholesome_dg bruh nobody who does game is looking for only sex. they are looking for validation. otherwise you can bang some hookers or settle down with your high school sweetheart and be happy with it. anyone who says "i want only sex" is coping and most probably banging mids. 😂🫵

[pepe @MatchaPua]

@akua_obeng42840 lawd she haawwt!!!

[pepe @MatchaPua]

@angeldevenganza why spanish? 🤔don't the latinas in US speak english?

[Matt Wallace @MattWallace888]

Being rich/famous changes how people treat you

[pepe @MatchaPua]

@Wholesome_dg sorry bro i gotta call you out, but this reads as cope. 😁😁 Ukrainian chicks are hot, like that actress in the vikings series.

[pepe @MatchaPua]

@PridefulP52976 yeah look at the japanese football team

[pepe @MatchaPua]

@Wholesome_dg you got blocked by angel. he made a post. why?

[pepe @MatchaPua]

@nish_017 the girl on the left is hotter than the manjaw on the right. bro just stfu

[pepe @MatchaPua]

this blondie is such a insecure loser. would a secure person even feel the need to make such a video?
it's like a rich guy going next to a poor beggar and talking about how "rich" he is. regardless, the indian looks very chad-like: look at how he manspreads and gives no F.

[N I M B ❂ @Nimbopill]

Life is hierarchical

[pepe @MatchaPua]

@queentoast45 @AirRescueFF @EpicClipVault you know, i noticed two things about the couple. the wife looks emotionally un-expressive and stoic. like even her pranks, she looks blank. but the guy is full of emotions. i guess he got his emotional needs somewhere else.

[pepe @MatchaPua]

@queentoast45 @AirRescueFF @EpicClipVault shiiiiit. where can i read more about this? they looked like the ideal couple.

[pepe @MatchaPua]

@AirRescueFF @EpicClipVault say what!??