The Dispensing Pundit

Pharmacist 💊 | Football obsessed ⚽
Matchday takes, medicine & injury breakdowns.
Good football. Better conversations. No bad vibes.
Gooner 🔴 | Madridista 🤍

[Kamal @El_raeyy]

My ESM pharmacist role means I backstop multiple health facilities in Gombe State.

That's HIV drug supply, stock forecasting, patient tracking, across facilities I'm not always physically present at.

It sharpened one skill above all: systems thinking.

Now I apply that to every business I touch.

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@twibuzmatome You guys need to stop recycling pictures

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@liquidspawn02 Obsession can be a disease atimes

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@todoroki_sk I’m so sorry about the chikan and now this hurtful backlash. You were a victim—it’s never your fault. Thank you for always clarifying it’s only some dangerous men, not all. Your nuance means a lot. Stay strong and keep speaking up 💛

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My Group K prediction:

🥇 Portugal: Ronaldo does not bow out in the group stage. Not a chance.
🥈 Colombia: Dark horse of the tournament, remember this tweet
😬 DR Congo: 52 years of waiting, unforgettable return
😬 Uzbekistan: Debut World Cup, incredible journey

Does Ronaldo score here? I think he scores one. Right when everyone thinks his moment has passed. 👇⚽

Final group thread later today, Group L. England. Follow @MatchdayMedic 💊

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Group K. Ronaldo at his record sixth World Cup at 41. Colombia with serious dark horse energy. DR Congo returning after 52 years away. Uzbekistan making their debut.

The World Cup starts tomorrow. This is the second to last group thread. Let’s go. 🧵⚽💊

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Group J. Defending champions Argentina led by Messi, confirmed and making history at his sixth World Cup. Algeria carrying North African pride. Austria who beat Italy in qualifying. Jordan making their debut.

The greatest player who ever lived. One last time. Let’s talk about it. 🧵⚽💊

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💊 Pharmacist’s Injury Watch, Group K

Ronaldo at 41. The question everyone is asking is how much does building around a 41-year-old costs Portugal.

At that age the body needs significantly longer recovery between high intensity matches. Muscle fibre regeneration slows. Joint load accumulates.

Portugal’s medical team will manage the greatest ego and the oldest body in the squad simultaneously. That is a very specific job. 💊⚽

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@FearedBuck Wow, cheating with your blood cousin and dropping a “full accountability” therapy tour? Iconic character development. 😂

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@DigitalTrapGEM You do realize World Cup literally starts tomorrow, so there’s no time to wait for such

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@indyarya_mbi Can someone help us know what’s wrong with this human being?

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@poptime Glad she was able to leave the relationship, abuse should never be condoned

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@Quadripolar_B I’m so sorry for this tragic loss. Ricky was far too young, 22 is no age to leave us. Heartbreaking how a random act of “kindness” turned deadly. Rest in peace, and may his story save others from the same fate. 💔

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@murinomiyu_jp Oh wow, a mascot “staring” at legs—scandal of the century! Same thing from a 50yo dude inside? Straight to jail. Mascot privilege hits different. 😂

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@L_Arsene14 I hope she’s getting real medical care and support, and that one day soon she can smile, eat, and live without the stares and the pain. Kids like her remind us how tough life can be, but also how strong the human spirit is. Sending thoughts to her and her family.

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@nino_honmono Oh wow, groundbreaking stuff, Nino hits “send” on a “good morning” at the crack of dawn like he’s personally inventing mornings for his fans.