Matteus Kesät

Often confused with Heston Blumenthal. Somewhat Fennoscandian. I make a good Ruisleipä. Love Brentford FC, doodling and I eat too many crisps.

[Matteus Kesät @Matchewww]

This TV director’s constant cutting to Seattle’s celebritiy elite attending this game is simply infuriating.

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Petar Musa and Antonio Nusa should be the first two players included in anyone compiling a World Cup 26 JarJar Binks XI

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World Cup match officals getting ready to take to the pitch.

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He sounds like a aftershave you’d find for sale at Bovingdon Market.

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Nice to see Harry Kane has struck a sponsorship deal with Just for Men.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🐺 EXCL: Wolves agree deal in principle to appoint Cesar Peixoto as new head coach.

Interest reported by O Jogo, now verbal agremeent in place with Peixoto to take over at #WWFC.

Excellent job at Gil Vicente with record results and seen among top talented young managers.

[Matteus Kesät @Matchewww]

…And now over to your commentators Lee Dixon & Sam Leatherface.

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The first few shots of ITV’s World Cup titles just instantly made me think of the opening 20 minutes of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Well played ITV.

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History was made tonight as David Raya becomes the first goalkeeper to lose penalty shootouts against both the current European Champions PSG and League 2 Gillingham.

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@BrentfordHive John Buttigieg.

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Verstappen causing havoc all over the track at the start of this race, he’s like that Maureen from Driving School.

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I don’t think i’ve been in a moment of such collective joy for one man as when Josh came on this afternoon. That place rocked to it’s core.

[Matteus Kesät @Matchewww]

So made up for this man. Can’t begin to tell you how happy I am for him.

[Brentford FC @BrentfordFC]

We see you, Josh 🥰

After 816 days out, @JoshDasilva_ returns to the matchday squad tonight ❤️

@cazoohelp | #MUNBRE

[Brentford FC @BrentfordFC]

We see you, Josh 🥰

After 816 days out, @JoshDasilva_ returns to the matchday squad tonight ❤️

@cazoohelp | #MUNBRE

[Matteus Kesät @Matchewww]

@HongKongBee Appreciation accepted. Although I take it back given the result today.

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James Garner looks promising, a real Maverick. A solid Rockford in midfield.

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I see Pep has reached the “middle aged dad on the school run” stage of managerial touchline fashion.

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So it turns out that I’d rather, anyone other than Dango Outtara, scoring wherever they go.

[Matteus Kesät @Matchewww]

@hall_mj Mad game. Great one for cardiologists with private practices in West London.

[Matteus Kesät @Matchewww]

😂

[Brentford FC @BrentfordFC]

A quiet afternoon 🤪🤪🤪

[Matteus Kesät @Matchewww]

@hall_mj @BurnleyOfficial It’s ok we’ve let him off.