💨 Matchlock Enthusiast 🇬🇧

Professional Hobbitmaxer & Enthusiast of all things gunpowder

[💨 Matchlock Enthusiast 🇬🇧 @Matchlockkk]

Got banned for telling someone who didn't like grilling to die

A worthy end

[Roman Helmet Guy @romanhelmetguy]

There are half a dozen times in Roman & Byzantine history when the rich take over all the land and either bring in slaves or turn the poor into serfs, until everyone gets so pissed off that a military dictatorship pops up and redistributes the land to the soldiers.

[Matthew @OswaldsTopGuy]

“Yeah, Restore Britain, quietly just breaking the law and reliving the history of fascism, in real time.”

[Huddersfield Preservation Society @HuddsPrsrvtnSoc]

RIP to the victim who was named today.

[💨 Matchlock Enthusiast 🇬🇧 @Matchlockkk]

@DLeniscran Patriot.

[Alfie Moans @DLeniscran]

Been seeing many of these, mad how mines the only objectively correct one

[Spartacus @Incictus_V]

CAIRO, 1926

"Now where is the place where your Pharoahs held Paris of Troy? Chop chop boy."

"What? Who is Pari-"

"It's in Herodotus."

"Hairy what"

"The extent of the Mohammedan grip has even erased deep set cultural memories..."

[Octavian 🇪🇺 @posta_octavian]

Yes, without Britain, there would be no steam engine, steam trains, telephones, parliamentarism, modern constitutionalism, English as the lingua france, penicillin, end of the slave trade, ATMs, logarithms, Shakespeare, the theory of evolution and so much more.

In 1000 years, once we have gotten over neurotic jealously and third worlidsm, people will look at Britain with more admiration than we look at Ancient Greece today. It is quite evidently the greatest nation the world has ever seen. It's not even particularly close.

[Sperg Capital @SpergCapital]

getting my outfit ready for the next protests

[Talmud Enjoyer 🇬🇧 🇮🇱 🧬 @jewndahalfmen]

Is this just what warfare looked like for 200,000 years of human history?

It’s goofy as fuck. No wonder Sargon of Akkad ended up murdering everyone when he unlocked the revolutionary technology of Getting Guys To Stand In A Line

[𝙆𝘼𝙇𝙏𝙀𝙉𝘽𝙍𝙐𝙉𝙉𝙀𝙍 🌊(Author) @Alizeefascist]

"Remigration."
"I see your dogwhistle."
"We mean that we want all browns out of the country."
"The mask is slipping."
"We are literally ethnonationalists."
"You can't hide from me. I know what you are"

[FortWorthPlayboy @FWPlayboy]

Game Principle: Self-Amusement (extreme example)

[💨 Matchlock Enthusiast 🇬🇧 @Matchlockkk]

@HomoSocialist I don’t think he is, mate

[Landeur 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Landeur]

"Sikhs won victoria crosses wearing the kirpan..."

Well Englishmen won them carrying Webleys, so where is my ceremonial Webley permit?

[ɖʀʊӄքǟ ӄʊռʟɛʏ 🇧🇹🇹🇩 @kunley_drukpa]

Which foreign power is the biggest threat to our national security today?

[Wynn @slimygirlholes]

Does anyone want to give a pretty foid 2000$

[ALBION @TRAIN_DERAILER]

A MEETING OF TWO REPRESSED JAPANESE HOMOSEXUALS:

-"last night, I, i p-paid a escort 2 cradle me naked in a love hotel..."

-"I MASTURBATE TO THE THOUGHT OF DECAPITATED MEN."

-"w-h-"

-"LARGE WHITE PHALLUSES."

-"i don't u-"

-"NOTHING HAPPENED DURING THE INCIDENT AT NANJING."

[Roman Helmet Guy @romanhelmetguy]

Never read modern translations.