Matchstick Mike 🇺🇸

Former problem child now much more relaxed individual after discovering the joys of immersing myself in my art.

[Matchstick Mike 🇺🇸 @Matchstick_Mike]

@altrinchamfc WHAT A GAME

[Matchstick Mike 🇺🇸 @Matchstick_Mike]

Bring on the Alty! En route from Den Haag Centraal @altrinchamfc #europeantour

[Matchstick Mike 🇺🇸 @Matchstick_Mike]

@altrinchamfc @ManUtd Hi @altrinchamfc is it reduced entry today for STs?

[Matchstick Mike 🇺🇸 @Matchstick_Mike]

@beewestwood this game was stuck in a deadlock for all of seven minutes

[Oscar the Grouch @OscarTheGrouch]

2022 is going to be terrible. Oh, I know. I say that every year. But I'm always right!

[Matchstick Mike 🇺🇸 @Matchstick_Mike]

CONFIRMO, COLO COLO SEXO!

[BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK @BlaseballNews]

10K BNN MUG GIVEAWAY:

Hey! In celebration of hitting 10k followers, we're giving away three (3) BNN Mugs from Blaseball Cares!

To enter:

Like and RT this post before Saturday, May 1, at 11am.

Make sure you're following us too. Winners will be announced quickly, hopefully.

[Matchstick Mike 🇺🇸 @Matchstick_Mike]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Matchstick Mike 🇺🇸 @Matchstick_Mike]

oh, and #Blaseball, because it is basically the ultimate #fantasysport and we all know how i feel about #fantasysports

[Matchstick Mike 🇺🇸 @Matchstick_Mike]

OMG I haven't tweeted for over a year again. Been working on: my moustache, correct pronunciation of 'burrito', new craft adhesion techniques, and re-runs of Kenan and Kel #orangesoda #jerseyboy

[Matchstick Mike 🇺🇸 @Matchstick_Mike]

@realDonaldTrump MIKHAIL WON THE 2002 SALE GRAMMAR SCHOOL HEAD BOY ELECTION!

[Matchstick Mike 🇺🇸 @Matchstick_Mike]

@lancscricket Is it going to be broadcast online like the Derbys game was on Friday?

[Matchstick Mike 🇺🇸 @Matchstick_Mike]

I didn't realise until this week how much i touch my own face!! But then again, what a face to touch! #face #touchme

[Matchstick Mike 🇺🇸 @Matchstick_Mike]

Holy hell this thing is near me! 😍

[Ripley's New York @RipleysNY]

This 20-feet long Steampunk train was designed and built by matchstick artist Patrick Acton. #BelieveItorNot this matchstick train model was built in 3,000 hours with over 1 million matchsticks and 35+ gallons of wood glue!

[Matchstick Mike 🇺🇸 @Matchstick_Mike]

Yet more use of my likeness without permission

[LA ROUX @larouxofficial]

Supervision is Album Of The Day on @BBC6Music ☯️ Thank you! https://t.co/42TFwwksYk

[Matchstick Mike 🇺🇸 @Matchstick_Mike]

New Ke£ha album had DROPPED. Pass the Jack, friends, I gots me some gnashers to clean #kesha #highroad #fridayinspo

[Matchstick Mike 🇺🇸 @Matchstick_Mike]

Been awake since about 4am in New Jersey to watch the test. Had to leave for work, but the VDD wicket is surely entirely down to my listening to Dreadlock Holiday while reading the live text on my HBLR commute #bbccricket #idontlikecricket

[Matchstick Mike 🇺🇸 @Matchstick_Mike]

Babies are the "sleeper picks" of people, imo

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Whenever I hear the term 'Mr President' (and I hear it a lot over here in the US of A) I am taken right back to that song Coco Jamboo #banger

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@FillWerreI Will mate, that joke is way better with the adjective 'partially-sighted'. Cos y'know blind people cannot see *at all*