— 𝗔𝗹𝗶𝘅 𝗣𝗼𝘁𝘀

𝘓𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘨𝘢𝘮𝘦, 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘨𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺 𝘯𝘰𝘸? || Mathematics professor at Shade

[— 𝗔𝗹𝗶𝘅 𝗣𝗼𝘁𝘀 @MathAndCrime]

𝐹𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝑚𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑦𝑜𝑢, 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑖𝑠 𝑚𝑦 𝑑𝑦𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑤𝑖𝑠ℎ!

𝐴 𝑅𝑊𝐵𝑌 𝑂𝐶 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑒𝑛 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 #LadyOfGlaciers. 𝐼𝑛𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑚𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝑏𝑒𝑙𝑜𝑤.

[— 𝗔𝗹𝗶𝘅 𝗣𝗼𝘁𝘀 @MathAndCrime]

[Kisses Ebony and Carbon’s foreheads.]

Happy near year to the second best thing that’s ever happened to me, after your father.

[— 𝗔𝗹𝗶𝘅 𝗣𝗼𝘁𝘀 @MathAndCrime]

Should’ve listened to me.

[— 𝗔𝗹𝗶𝘅 𝗣𝗼𝘁𝘀 @MathAndCrime]

You’ll regret this—

[Gets voted out the airlock]

[— 𝗔𝗹𝗶𝘅 𝗣𝗼𝘁𝘀 @MathAndCrime]

I DID NOT—YOU TWO—!

[— 𝗔𝗹𝗶𝘅 𝗣𝗼𝘁𝘀 @MathAndCrime]

MOTHERFUCK—

[— 𝗔𝗹𝗶𝘅 𝗣𝗼𝘁𝘀 @MathAndCrime]

@TobiasR49594512 Because sisters always prefer to talk to each other than their parents.

[— 𝗔𝗹𝗶𝘅 𝗣𝗼𝘁𝘀 @MathAndCrime]

….-Now I’m worried there’s an ex I never learned about in Carbon’s life,

[— 𝗔𝗹𝗶𝘅 𝗣𝗼𝘁𝘀 @MathAndCrime]

That you do.

[— 𝗔𝗹𝗶𝘅 𝗣𝗼𝘁𝘀 @MathAndCrime]

My daughters will emotionally destroy me.

[— 𝗔𝗹𝗶𝘅 𝗣𝗼𝘁𝘀 @MathAndCrime]

When will my husband return, I’m gonna to cry—.

[— 𝗔𝗹𝗶𝘅 𝗣𝗼𝘁𝘀 @MathAndCrime]

[Just. Shuffling to bed. Too much nonsense.]

[— 𝗔𝗹𝗶𝘅 𝗣𝗼𝘁𝘀 @MathAndCrime]

[LOUD SOBBING] CARBON WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN TEACHING EBONY—.

[— 𝗔𝗹𝗶𝘅 𝗣𝗼𝘁𝘀 @MathAndCrime]

I’M STAYING FIRMLY IN HERE ONLY YOUR FATHER IS ALLOWED IN HERE WITH ME,

[— 𝗔𝗹𝗶𝘅 𝗣𝗼𝘁𝘀 @MathAndCrime]

I’ll be crying on the floor in the bathroom if anyone needs me, I can’t take this—.

[— 𝗔𝗹𝗶𝘅 𝗣𝗼𝘁𝘀 @MathAndCrime]

CARBON WHAT DID YOU TEACH EBONY

[— 𝗔𝗹𝗶𝘅 𝗣𝗼𝘁𝘀 @MathAndCrime]

Mine would be a bit overpowered in an escape room…-it’s all about what I have to do to win.

[— 𝗔𝗹𝗶𝘅 𝗣𝗼𝘁𝘀 @MathAndCrime]

You know, us professors should do an escape room.

And race against our TAs, no semblances. Carbon would just rewrite it to win, I know my daughter.

[— 𝗔𝗹𝗶𝘅 𝗣𝗼𝘁𝘀 @MathAndCrime]

Handing @ChemicalKettle a wrapped box.

[— 𝗔𝗹𝗶𝘅 𝗣𝗼𝘁𝘀 @MathAndCrime]

Mom terrorised me with it growing up and I refuse to spread the horror.

[— 𝗔𝗹𝗶𝘅 𝗣𝗼𝘁𝘀 @MathAndCrime]

I will NEVER subject Ebony and Carbon to that creepy elf bastard,