Mathias Simonis

Shakin' cocktails and stirring babies!

[Totally Awesome Bar @BarTotally]

It was a pleasure having @MrRussellDavis with us this weekend. Welcome to the basement dweller family! Savannah definitely loves you.

[Crystal Cassels @crystal_cassels]

@MrRussellDavis And this was me. 😉

[Bill Norris @wnorris3]

Food and beverage workers, especially the back of house in institutional dining, are among the most exploited. Good on @ewarren and the rest of the dem field for holding firm on not crossing a picket line.

[Bill Norris @wnorris3]

@DavidWondrich I’m buying next time you’re in Gruene Hall.

[Mathias Simonis @MathEyeAss]

@b0rnbad @dankojones Same! Heading to LA as well! Really wanted to make it to AZ tonight for #dankojonesthursday

[Mathias Simonis @MathEyeAss]

Not quite #dankojonesthursday but FINALLY get to see @dankojones in my hometown.

[Mathias Simonis @MathEyeAss]

@ACokeWithYou_ @dankojones Tonight in Vegas and Friday in LA along with Nashville Pussy. Not #dankojonesthursday but I’ll take a @dankojones Wednesday and Friday

[Mathias Simonis @MathEyeAss]

@DavidWondrich pickled mushroom if you got 'em

[Mathias Simonis @MathEyeAss]

@DavidWondrich a shaken Manhattan is delicious, and it's usually made by the same bartender who muddles fruit for an Old Fashioned. 💪💪💪

[Mathias Simonis @MathEyeAss]

Fuck @Delta and double fuck @DeltaAssist

[Mathias Simonis @MathEyeAss]

Do yourself a favor and don't ever fly @Delta

[Mathias Simonis @MathEyeAss]

Fuck you @Delta you fucking suck! Not quite @united suck, but really fucking close

[Mathias Simonis @MathEyeAss]

This #motorheadmonday will be giving "Clean your clock" a first go around. @myMotorhead

[Mathias Simonis @MathEyeAss]

Great job @united for once you got me to my destination relatively painlessly! Only you left my bags in the USA where I'm not. #unitedsucks

[Mathias Simonis @MathEyeAss]

https://t.co/JVwcR4SYWO
#dankojonesthursday
@dankojones

[Mathias Simonis @MathEyeAss]

"She got another side she likes to hide
In the back of her head, in the front of my mind" #dankojonesthursday @dankojones

[Mathias Simonis @MathEyeAss]

"My Mama made me sow my wild oats, I made love with a backstroke" #dankojonesthursday @dankojones

[Mathias Simonis @MathEyeAss]

Still the best tip ever! Now come to Vegas for a drink! @Remymeow #RIP #RioGrande #sanfrancisco

[Mathias Simonis @MathEyeAss]

"Sons of bitches, crocodile tears in their eyes, We scare'em shitless just by showin' up alive" #motorheadmonday @myMotorhead

[Mathias Simonis @MathEyeAss]

"Shut up, you talk too loud, You don't fit in with the crowd
I can't believe you exist, I've crossed you right off my list #motorheadmonday