Chris Haren

Math teacher. He/Him

[Chris Haren @Math__Zombie]

@KenJennings After Avengers Infinity War, he got snapped

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@rejectedjokes How long until we get a Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games movie?

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@kelpsey_ Team spoon! Spoon is so good for scraping up any extra cheese sauce

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@mharen @TribalCouncil20 He'll be delighted to hear it

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@TheFrostPrime

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

need this in a cute and silly way

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@saravdwerf Tasks that are approachable for a variety of levels. Multiple entry points and room to explore.

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@lindaholmes The Empty Bowl

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@howie_hua @KentHaines Also nice to combine them with an actual flipped list of 10 and see if they can guess the real one. They tend to think real flips won’t give a bunch of H or T in a row

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@Sadclownsolomon I’ve always thought this. The problem in the movie is they roll, wait to see what’s going on and react to it. Screw that, roll roll roll. We’re speedrunning this before we all get stampeded.

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@dr_ezad Yeah you’re probably right. You know my lived experience better than I do. I shouldn’t have engaged in a conversation that I knew would be pointless. My apologies.

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@dr_ezad See but then I said I found your advice unhelpful. And you just say nope it is helpful. And it’s hard not to always try to do better because it’s not just me on the line, I want the best for each of my students. So I’ll always be working to do better for them.

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@dr_ezad Yeah but no lesson is perfect and always needs adapting. I’m just annoyed by you responding to people saying teaching is hard by basically saying nah, just think about it differently. Which is entirely unhelpful.

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@dr_ezad I didn’t say it was the outcomes I want from students. That’s something you assumed. Thanks for the condescending answer though.

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@nistopia @DrEugeniaCheng Ok well I guess the good thing is that doesn’t matter. So I’ll retract that. No one should comment on what someone is wearing in a situation like this. You like what someone is wearing? Great. Keep it to yourself. You don’t? Great. Keep it to yourself.

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@nistopia @DrEugeniaCheng She stated that no one should comment on what someone is wearing. It just so happens that men tend to do this much more than women and it’s inappropriate.

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@MathTechCoach This looks like a cool staircase for a dungeons and dragons dungeon with multiple floors.

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@Mr6118 Once a cat scan always a cat scan

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@farronhyte Watch it spin around into a beautiful oblivonnnn 🎶

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@pzlr Neptune, mArs, uranuS, and eArth