Mathaniel

casually funny, pop culture, running

[Mathaniel @Mathaniel]

Ran a half marathon yesterday, first time I did a sub 2:00 half in years! Very happy start to 2025!

[liceboy 🍉 @liceboy365]

Polish people probably thought this was dinner

[Mathaniel @Mathaniel]

Stfu right now

[TMZ @TMZ]

Nicki Minaj Floated As Press Secretary Replacement By White House Staffers https://t.co/GGMJ6NX0DG

[CooperBaggs 💰🍞 @edgaralandough]

Elephant in the room : ADDRESSED
Ducks : In a fucking row
Horses : HELD
Eggs: In so many baskets
Bigger Fish : Fried
Ace : Up my sleeve
2 Birds : Stoned

[The Third King 👑 @thirdking0208]

Mary Cosby is one of the greatest confessional performers in Housewives history

[💳 PAM OLIVER 🪪 @EvilSlamPig]

Jesus HOLLA Christ #RHONY

[white woman w/ a yelp account @blakeissweaty]

You Can’t See Anything directed by Nathan Fielder following Jen Shah in the days leading up to her imprisonment discussing what really happened regarding Heather Gay’s black eye

[Mathaniel @Mathaniel]

@kyle4prezident @manicpigg No she’s def gonna stomp back into glee room with “I’m actually kinda famous”

[Mathaniel @Mathaniel]

@rosedommu You always have the best retweets

[Rose Dommu @rosedommu]

satan will return as lucifer in dante's inferno

[𝖔𝖑𝖑𝖎𝖊 ꗞ @dj_bossman]

Genuinely one of the most saddest lines in any movie ever. Sissy you were so exceptional in this role.

[Mathaniel @Mathaniel]

@seandoherty She really said let’s get physical after we couldn’t

[lainie @youngneandrthal]

it’s so tea to announce your new pussy debut honestly

[Mathaniel @Mathaniel]

@swiftpage13 Paris is a better song than Cleveland and this is why I don’t trust this type of list

[Mathaniel @Mathaniel]

Unrelated, she looks like Lisa Barlow here

[Daykerpriest🐉 @Daykerpriest]

I just finished the #Carrie series and Chris wasn’t even a mean girl she was just a straight up psychopath... Tina was a REAL mean girl.

[Mathaniel @Mathaniel]

@RealityByAshley Like OF COURSE he wanted to tag along to San Francisco

[Mathaniel @Mathaniel]

@hothoneymuffin Restful stay

[Mathaniel @Mathaniel]

@Daykerpriest Well who’s Miss Collin’s, that’s Miss Desjardins, and she does in every version of the story

[Mathaniel @Mathaniel]

“Okay liberal house” has become my new vocal stim

[em 🍉 @vanderrwaals]

the emmy for comedy actress will be in her future #trust

[Mathaniel @Mathaniel]

@rosedommu Mimi Rose

[Mathaniel @Mathaniel]

And you know what, you don’t have to

[Andres 🧢 @AndyX27_]

No voy a entender nunca que alguien elija vestirse así para ir a la playa