Mathapelo

[¥ @laylanaiim]

Please develop a hobby outside of monitoring other people's existence.

[Bella Hadidn’t @SkinwithLolami]

My delayed processing can be so funny sometimes. I’ll just wake up one random day, mentally tally up all your nonsense, and block you.

[Sheni Coker @sheni_coker]

To love is to give: money, gifts, time, effort, everything. It’s impossible to genuinely love someone and be selfish.

[E🎀 @ElsSaidIt]

We are officially at the “eat before you go out” level of the economy.

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

One thing about me, I’m going to mute a group message.. almost immediately.

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

Maturing is realizing your iPhone XR, 11, and 12 still does the exact same thing as the iPhone 17.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Please INVEST IN YOUR LOOKS, get the facial, buy these shoes, the jewelry, get your hair and nails done. You look better, you feel better, you do better, people treat you better, life gets better.

[• يمنى♡• @yumnah_elkhabir]

thissssss

[olawunmi🫧 @the_olawunmi]

Life is so much easier with money , i want to have lots of it , may i have lots of it .

[Faith Mhlongo @iam_mhlongo]

This life really does require a companion. Some journeys are just easier when you don’t have to walk them alone.

[uniq @ethrealuniq]

as much as i like money, i’ve never loved anyone because of money.

[Mathapelo @MathapeloDitzy]

@PovertykillerB Show us, losses included

[jasmine @callingjasmine]

A man will always bring you to his level. If his life is a mess, yours will be too. So choose wisely

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Avoid anyone who doesn't understand how difficult it is to make money.

[Taurus Zuckerberg 💎 @Real_Precious_M]

Thabee Happy 🍫 Pedi girls are pretty 😍

[yimika| @yimikaaaa]

i actually think "surface level" friendships are very healthy. not everyone in your life has to be your ride or die. some friends are for the gym. some are for going out. some are just for complaining about work or bureaucracy. when you stop expecting everyone to be your everything, the disappointment disappears. those deep convos and connections are for the 2-3 people closest to you

[Thendo Muloiwa @MuloiwaThendo]

To qualify for an RDP you need to earn R3500pm or less. Everyone on the TL earns R100k per month and it's not even enough to survive on.

[Peggy Grynberg @peggy_grynberg]

One thing life will teach you, NO ONE IS ABOVE THE PROGRAM.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

The first rule of Twitter: never let people in real life find your account

[RUTH 🇨🇦 @it_Rutie]

How do football commentators know every player on the pitch… and even their life history??