♡Matz♡

PLEASE DON’T DM ME.

[Zii✨ @______zii]

I am completely turned off when a man tells me he has a kid or kids.

[Wilinfeels @wilinfeels]

coming home after linking with somebody you see no future with really makes you realize you just be doing sht

[Tomi 🧶🌸 @crochetbyayo_]

“where u at?” at my limit, man, I'm at my limit

[🧎🏿‍♀️ @mxgilb]

i’m actually “old enough” (according to societal standards) to be a mother now and i find that insane.

[Pedro @PedroMayCare]

You can’t seem too interested or it’ll turn the other person off.

[jeen__yuhs @brandon_ozm]

4 hrs with the right person feels like 3 minutes

[ѕα’нαяαн 🌺 @SaharahRain]

Sometimes I don’t need advice. Sometimes I need a “damn girl that’s crazy” and let me continue. 🥲😂

[Drew $aint @DrewNextD00R]

You not adding nothing to her life

[Thami🇿🇦 @thamsanqa___]

5clipper een song, Kelvin Momo!!

[STACEY🧚‍♀️ @Staceyfor6]

Highly recommended a partner who can discuss uncomfortable things without making you afraid to speak

[Niyah 💕 @Niyah2_3]

The messiest bitch is a nigga ! They pillow talk, play both sides & be lying the whole time🤣🤣!

[Nyargoting'o. 💕🍷 @_atienoh]

You wouldn't see men taking stupid lessons on becoming husbands.
But women 😭🤣🤣🤣

[Peaches @Nsikoe]

Habe senifuna ukuhloniphisa iyfebe?! 😭

[𝓑ఌ︎.🍒💋ྀིྀི @thee_bukola]

yup i’m definitely the naked neighbor

[aliyah @nevliyah]

One Day You Really Do Wake Up And Never Let Nggas Play Wit You Again

[cyn aka bishop @cyynncityyy]

i’m so bad at small talk LMFAO idk let’s just shut up

[NKM @thandomoeng]

ikhathele i-only daughter.

[The Archbishop @DesNoTutu]

This shit is not funny at all

If this was my kid

The beating they would get would be generational

[ART @toluwanimiagain]

Brush your teeth before you go to bed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Taylor @sexyyliiar]

a nigga liking me means nothing they like evb