keffiny💀

[felloh @ngughii]

Ndo naenda home from KTN.
Natumia expressway, flying at a speed of 200kph. Any attempt to kidnap me will be met with heavy resistance.
Nikifika home nitawashow.

[a. @aishaabdi___]

The great reshuffle season.

[𝖺 @r5nv_]

the october theory is real.

either you find someone you never expected to meet, or you lose someone you never thought you’d lose.

[Joe @RuthlessJoe_]

Broke up with my ex of 2 years about 2 months ago and she’s already moving on with a new guy. What a waste of 2 fucking years.

[Certified Goon🌵 @Okeno_jr]

Nywele inatoroka harufu ya mdomo giving space for the dead brain

[kigothor @kigothor1]

Auntie amesave pesa za teaching akafikisha 250k saa hii anaona uncle akiwa dufia after uncle kuwekelea pesa zake Kwa project imekula almost 500k . Saa hii ananiambia hajapewa chakula for two weeks. Funny thing ni eti project ishaanza kuleta returns 15-20k a week na amesema

[Only Me @Ifeans1]

I see lots of winners on here
When is my turn ?

[Swetha @Swetha_xai]

If plan B does not work, refer to plan A 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

When someone is mad over my
political opinion, but the next topic is religion

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

take me back to the day I met you, so i can walk the fvck past you

[TheReturn767🔮🌿 @TheReturn767]

Go to where trees are, introduce yourself and ask them to speak to you. Do it consecutively . You will notice a pattern that happens every time you go there.

[Tasha✨ @Tasha1644]

The embarrassment after telling everyone you found a good partner, then they switch up and break your heart.

[abee?🦉 @abeeszn]

Being depressed and sober will definitely give you understanding on how folks become addicts

[. @Fimiye]

I have zero rizz when it comes to wooing a woman. Every girl who’s ever given me a chance probably genuinely liked me

[𓅓 @ufw_Anomaly]

As my final act of love. I will disappear

[Solo @solokel24]

Ain’t no pussy on this planet worth you fucking up your motion over.

[tobi⁷⁷ @tobiiswago]

so many relationships ending lately, i pray we’re all single by december so we can re-group again in january.

[Veloria🐬 @veloriahq]

“𝘐𝘧 𝘢 𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶, 𝘐 𝘢𝘮 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮. 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘧 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶, 𝘪𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘮𝘦. 𝘐𝘧 𝘯𝘰 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶, 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘐 𝘢𝘮 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘥.”

— 𝘍𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘻 𝘒𝘢𝘧𝘬𝘢

[Natsmart @nathehinon_]

this year taught me that no matter how rough things get, man go still find way to survive.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

People aren't just TIRED. They're grieving the lives they thought they'd be living by now while trying to survive a reality that keeps moving the finish line.