Alexsandro Junior

A Hyper mother of 2, works in PR, founder of Je La La! Jewellery, very creative and easy going! I Believe in the great force of positive energy!

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You are rated R for ratchet.

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iPhone Version of Baby MamaDrama ? > ?> ? > (?+??+ no ?) = ? > ? "oh?" > ??> ?? > ?? > ?? > ??? > ??

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Hey you....yeah you ....Keep your head up. God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers

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Ghost hunters: "Can you communicate with us?" *Door creeks* Ghost hunters: "Oh so your name is William?"

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Don't ignore my texts, I know you check your phone 24/7. BITCH

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If we're texting and you write 'cum' instead of 'come' l'm gonna assume you want to have sex with me

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There are no #ExcusesForCheating...

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Hoes will be hoes.

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Its been 18 years already, and im still pissed off that mufasa died. Fuck you scar!!

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Virgin In 2012, You Better Marry That Girl!

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Girls be twerking for no reason "Aye the school bus here... BUSS IT BUSS IT" (-__- )

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A LOT Of Girls Are Faithful To Unfaithful Niggas.

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White Guy: Babe you cold? Heres my jacket. Black Guy:You cold? Ain't nobody Tell yo ass to come outside with no jacket, tryna be cute!

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B!tch #DontTextMeIf im sleep at 3am & you asking me if im sleepin .. Naw im skydiving.. the F!ck you think im doin?."

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Lil Reese pressed x,o, square, l1, r1, r2, and l2; 3 times to put in that punching combo.

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If she still has a text signature. #SheRatchet

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I used to stress #oomf, tried to impress #oomf, now i care less for #oomf. Shit , i wish the best for #oomf.

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I might flirt but I know exactly what I want

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Dear Teacher, If the bell doesn't dismiss me, then the bell doesn't decide when I arrive... Case Closed.

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Cuffing is a no no. My ring finger? Stay solo. Why be in a relationship, if you not letting your hoes go?