you teleport to varrock.
world 2 is packed.
“selling lobbies 200 ea”
“buying full rune 180k”
“doubling money”
“buying gf 10k”
no funding rounds. no vcs. no market makers. no token unlocks. no kol allocations.
just thousands of children screaming bids at each other in falador
you wake up and it’s 2007.
your mom is yelling that you’ve been on the computer all morning. limewire is destroying the family pc. somebody on msn has “xx_babygirl_xx” in their name. your entire net worth is 184,732 gp.
you put on your rune platebody.
you grab your rune scimmy