Tribalfreak3

🪷The Rot Consumes🪷

[coffee @CoffeeBrownn]

the binding of isaac

[mima 🌼 @blankfxiry]

he's holding the love of his life btw and shes dead ☹️

[BENZO-KAZOOIE @BENZOTOOIE]

All week my daughter’s been giving me her stuffed unicorn to take to work.
This morning I went to grab it and she goes “No daddy, unicorn can have the day off today.”

Man, fuck that unicorn.

[real @icannotlie22]

Smoke weed and be retarded or wake up drenched in sweat 17 times a night as everyone you care about is killed off in your dreams

[Vows ✪ @CloudisTwt]

i get kinda sad when i realize the person i used to tell everything to has no idea of what's happening in my life

[Miilato @miiilato]

“enjoy your twenties, these are the best years of your life”
the twenties:

[faby jurídico modern family @fabyollaverass]

a esposa contratou o homem-aranha pro aniversário de 32 anos do marido… e a reação do homem-aranha procurando a criança foi a melhor kkkkkkk

[Majorian @majoriansmusing]

When the beefy 5 layer burrito was introduced at Taco Bell in 2009 it was .89 cents. It is now 5 dollars. Even adjusting for inflation it should only be about $1.39.

But nah foods not more expensive don't worry guys!

[Fun Fact Ass Nigga @Maxx_Power81]

"Dying for your country is a patriotic fairy tale. In reality, you will bleed out in the mud like a butchered dog for absolutely nothing." - Ernest Hemingway

[shannon³ 🎲🍒 @shannondorf_]

being a 16 year old boy in 2004 playing halo 2 while listening to meteora and drinking mountain dew probably felt good af

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Two weeks' notice is a professional courtesy, not a legal requirement.

[This Nigga Spittin @MarxIsMyNigga]

Fellow weed smokers definitely be disingenuous when trying to pretend this shit has no negative downsides.

[Kitty @TheRealKitty019]

Fast food was not a luxury item until literally 2019.

Buying lunch was completely normal until LITERALLY 2019. For MILLENNIA.

[JB @JBTHEPLUG1]

I recently quit smoking weed and I feel like a changed man. All the little things that used to annoy me, now they piss me off.

[CrimsonLen @AspirantLen]

“Horus squeezes slowly. He is expecting some last word, some immortal and heroic declaration to mark the end of a majestic, noble life. It ought to be something good, something appropriate.
But Sanguinius is no longer capable of speech.
He is drowning in his own blood.”

[ꕤ @rakkofan]

i wake up, i cry over spilt milk, put all of my eggs in one basket, bite off more than i can chew, jump the gun, fly off the handle and then die on that hill

[Tribalfreak3 @MathewIsLameAF]

@ohhanxiety If you get tired when you drink coffee or other caffeinated drinks, welcome to having adhd