Mat Notcip

[Mat Notcip @MathewPicton]

@marksmcneill What shutter speed did you use for this?

[Mat Notcip @MathewPicton]

@marksmcneill Where is this?

[Mat Notcip @MathewPicton]

@Lord_Sugar You haven’t changed a bit!

[Mat Notcip @MathewPicton]

@RichardJMurphy How did you work that out?

[Mat Notcip @MathewPicton]

@SurreyRoadCops That’s it? A section59?

[Mat Notcip @MathewPicton]

@Lord_Sugar Even if that’s with a one off wealth tax to fund it?

[Mat Notcip @MathewPicton]

@NorthantsChief Clasberg don’t make Chief Constables. But if they did…

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

Just heard on LBC…

Water firms are leaking 2.4bn litres of water EVERY DAY.

Since privatisation

Rather than repair pipes or build reservoirs

They have given £72bn to shareholders

And poured raw sewage into our water

Yet, they’ll fine us up to £1k if we water our gardens.

[Mat Notcip @MathewPicton]

@MatBurnham @NorfEastBeast @NorthantsPolice @northants_SRT @NorthantsSCIU @NorthantsChief @NorthantsOPFCC At least be honest… clearly that’s not true.

[Mat Notcip @MathewPicton]

@SkyNews Will cut taxes when the time is right. In other words, when I want to get elected again.

[Chris Packham @ChrisGPackham]

The driver of this @NationalHways van just threw two lots of litter out into the road . So much for ‘highway maintenance’ eh @KeepBritainTidy ?

[Mat Notcip @MathewPicton]

@JeremyClarkson any sign of season 2 of the farm yet??

[Mat Notcip @MathewPicton]

@BillBailey @KathyBurke Garden still looking good

[Mat Notcip @MathewPicton]

@angel_slices Lol 🤔

[Mat Notcip @MathewPicton]

@angel_slices 👌🏻

[Mat Notcip @MathewPicton]

@angel_slices Season 2? Bit slow on that one 😂

[Mat Notcip @MathewPicton]

@coopuk Still no improvement. Maybe this needs to be reported to @foodgov

[Mat Notcip @MathewPicton]

@coopuk clean the basket in Co-op Porthcawl. They are so dirty I won’t use them. Must be a health and safety issue.

[Mat Notcip @MathewPicton]

@coopuk Lias Road