Mathias Jr

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[Mathias Jr @MathiasJr16]

God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,the courage to change the things I can,and the wisdom to know the difference.

[STACEY🧚‍♀️ @Staceyfor6]

If they called you by your surname in secondary school, you probably had a certain kind of reputation

[Eniolacore💋💗 @pretty_eni26]

A child shouldn’t have to earn affection by being academically successful btw

[Nathan || Outfluencer🥶 @TheNathanWay]

You chat babe for 2yrs, she no reply you, then you ask for her account

she send am, you con send 1m to appreciate her beauty

Ahhhhhhhhh🙆‍♂️ if I become president tomorrow I no dey build road o, my first target na to eradicate simps💔

[THE DUKE OF MADRID II @thedukeofmadrid]

Spain’s coach said Jude Bellingham isn’t just the best midfielder in the world, but also the best player in the world.

Barcelona fans said he doesn’t know football. 😭😂🤦🏽‍♂️

[Tomi @tomiwebstr]

christopher nolan might get a stroke if he found out the odyssey was being watched in 540p

[Hpi @Hpias2]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough me time after work

[The Agendarer @professorstein0]

If you’re soft spoken as a Nigerian man they’ll kill you

[THE DUKE OF MADRID II @thedukeofmadrid]

Cubarsí and Dean Huijsen’s defensive stats this season, by the way. 😭😂

[Ike @ValerieUTD]

That night, the tiki-taka era ended, and the power midfield era began.

23 April 2013. Allianz Arena. Bayern vs Barcelona, Champions League semi-final first leg.

Schweinsteiger No.31 with his back to camera. It looks quiet. It was the calm before Bayern broke Barcelona.

On one side, prime Xavi and Iniesta. The masters of tiki-taka, World Cup and Euro winners with Spain, who controlled games by passing teams to death.

On the other side, a different breed. Schweinsteiger and Javi Martinez. Not artists, warriors. Big, physical midfielders whose first job was to destroy.

Jupp Heynckes did not try to out-pass Barcelona. He told his double pivot to stay tight, stay central, and mark man-to-man.

Schweinsteiger fronted Messi and denied him easy balls. Martinez hunted Iniesta and barely gave him time to turn. Muller and Gomez pressed Busquets, the link man. He touched the ball 57 times that night, down from 93 in the 4-0 win over Milan earlier that season.

Xavi and Iniesta still kept the ball, but they were forced deep, passing sideways and backwards to Pique and Bartra. Barcelona had 66% possession, but Bayern had 15 shots to their 4.

Then Bayern punished them with power. Muller header from a corner, Gomez, Robben after a Schweinsteiger drive, Muller again. 4-0.

The second leg was worse. 1 May, Camp Nou. Messi did not even start, he stayed on the bench for 90 minutes. Bayern won 3-0 again. Xavi and Iniesta were taken off early, the tie already lost.

7-0 on aggregate. The biggest semi-final win in Champions League history.

Xavi and Iniesta played chess. Schweinsteiger and Martinez flipped the board.

[Justcallmesaucy @AyndaMthimkhulu]

I will clap for others until it’s my turn

[DriV @RukDri]

International break day 2.

[ABíNìBí🪔 @THEPDSTRN]

literally made my childhood…still kept them 222 this day 🪔

[WALE @waxzyy_]

even me i wasn’t expecting it 😭😭😭

[Grace (omo'badan) @ifetemini]

WTF! The answer that got Bisola to react that way will shock you, was livid 😳😳😳

[Thebigsol @Thebigsoll]

Team Tinubu vs Team Peter Obi

[Adika @Adikastakes]

You had 4 bloody years to work. You shouldn’t need to campaign at all if you actually did work. Let your work campaign for you.

[jay @Jaybigsteppper]

This doesn't apply to Avatar the last airbender.

[𝙏𝙧𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙨𝙊𝙛𝘼𝙡𝙡𝙅𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙨❦︎ @Jarcobeen]

Seeing everyone on the tl preloading GTA VI and I still don't have a PS5

[𝕬𝖗𝖆𝜗ৎ @araisbae]

I have FOMO (Fear Of Not Making Money)

[Kylo Ren @thecocainevinyl]

Watching everyone download GTAVI.