Tony Mathie

What's blue and doesn't weigh very much light blue

[Tony Mathie @MathieTony]

The hardest part of going to college out of state is picking the right news article to describe Erie by

[Tony Mathie @MathieTony]

@jnathanson76 This tweet infuriates me because Jesse beat me in 4th grade and now I know I deserved to win

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Our father, who art in heaven, baja be thy blast

[Tony Mathie @MathieTony]

The next stimulus is everyone gets a minute in one of these things from elementary school fundraisers

[welcome 2 my channel @influenc3rpop]

I think he did it but I just can’t prove it

[Leah @LeahAmendolara]

Look I’m no constitutional scholar, but I’m pretty sure one of the amendments states that on the night democrats win an election that sketch comedy takes precedence over football. #SNL

[Tony Mathie @MathieTony]

The presidential election is just really high stakes, political shark tank

[Tony Mathie @MathieTony]

I just can’t get WAP off my mind tonight

What
About
Pennsylvanian’s voter rights Mr. president

[Sir Michael @Michael1979]

Thought of a new game today. It's called Ladder Ham and I think it could be the next Monopoly

[Leah @LeahAmendolara]

The flies are already swarming around Mike Pence’s dead soul.

[Days since the river fire @riverfiredays]

It has been 1 day since the Cuyahoga River has caught on fire.

[Tony Mathie @MathieTony]

Why does it sound like they’re introducing a point guard at the NBA Finals? #RNC2020

[💚 GULLY BOYS 💚 @gullyboysband]

MINNEAPOLIS ST. PAUL AREA! People have been finding water bottles of gasoline in bushes 10 blocks away from Lake St and in NE. Check bushes, porches, and garbage cans. Store in a gas can if able, if you know how else to dispose of these please spread that information around.

[Tony Mathie @MathieTony]

All these Instagram challenges are just a metaphor for how quickly a virus can spread

[Tony Mathie @MathieTony]

Today in the bathroom I watched a man use the urinal, go to the sink, get a handful of water, and rinse his mouth with it. The coronavirus is really playing on easy

[Leah @LeahAmendolara]

Hi, I’m Leah. My special skills include chatting with cashiers and accidentally obtaining their whole life story.

Tracy, if you’re reading this, I DO think it’s concerning that David from Christian Mingle won’t let you come see his band play.

[john is toast @johnistoasted]

I edited my favorite avengers scene to have cartoon sound effects

[Tony Mathie @MathieTony]

The bachelorette is just romantic shark tank

[Tony Mathie @MathieTony]

This is the kind of Valentine’s Day content I wanna see

[curden @curdenconnolly]

Girl: hey, did you want to hang out sometime this month?
Me: sorry, busy
Girl: all month!?
Me:

[Tony Mathie @MathieTony]

Me every year on December 1st lol🎄