مازن

nobody’s somebody / med student

[مازن @Mathoughtsl1]

I need to lose weight but I make food that literally tastes too good, need help
My take on creamy mushroom pasta
Lww 7dd 3ayz yt5n yeegy y3ee4 m3aya, i’ll spoil you

[مازن @Mathoughtsl1]

No alec,
I’m a caffeine addict

[مازن @Mathoughtsl1]

قابلت راجل مصري محترم جدا صاحب مطعم وانا في امريكا اسمه الحج عادل
خدت من عنده ساندوتش chicken cheesesteak وكان احلى حاجة اكلتها في امريكا حرفيا
و بما ان تويتر عجبه الاكل فااا
Here’s my take on 7ag adel’s chicken cheesesteak
Food that has a story behind tastes better anyway

[مازن @Mathoughtsl1]

Being your own chef is such a flex

[مازن @Mathoughtsl1]

قاعد بحل اسألة عشان عندي امتحان اطفال بعد بكرة و لقيت اجابة سؤال حرفيا
Scream for help
هيلب مين يعم انا الدكتور😂

[مازن @Mathoughtsl1]

I grew older and realized dad was right
“You shouldn’t ride a race bike if you have a death wish”
Wouldn’t have made it to my 20’s if I hadn’t listened lmao

[مازن @Mathoughtsl1]

@auravera_ عقوق جدا😂
في حد يروح بازوكا بالله عليكي

[مازن @Mathoughtsl1]

امي مرة دخلت عليا المكتب وانا براجع قبل الامتحان (colorectal) فا وقفت بالماوس و كان في صورة مؤخرة عيان على الشاشة
قالتلي عيب كدة يا حبيبي و سابتني و مشيت
قعدت نص ساعة بضحك وانا بذاكر

[B @Buttercup_vq]

ابن عمي مسك كتابي و شاف شكل الحيوان المنوي ف قالي هوا انتي بتدرسي التعابين ، انا بضحك زي المجنونه

[مازن @Mathoughtsl1]

نزلت الشارع لقيت الناس بتعجن بعض كانهم صايمين في نهار رمضان مش عارف في ايه
محدش طايق التاني

[مازن @Mathoughtsl1]

I sleep too little for being a human

[مازن @Mathoughtsl1]

@YamIfeelingshit For the brands
I just taste them before buying from the market really it’s never the same brand for me
All natural no artificial cheese tho that’s imp
Usually the higher the price the better the quality
Taste them tho
Good luck if you’ll give it a try

[مازن @Mathoughtsl1]

Being your own chef is such a flex

[مازن @Mathoughtsl1]

@YamIfeelingshit La walahy without a pizza oven
The trick is to preheat the oven and a pizza pan (preferably one with high corners to trap heat) and just slide the pizza onto it (explains the parchment paper)
That’s the closest you can get to a pizza oven at home
It works wonders

[مازن @Mathoughtsl1]

@hhaanniiaaaa والله حتى underweight ل 155
الكويس بدايات ال 50
No judgement just a medical pov

[مازن @Mathoughtsl1]

@hhaanniiaaaa will film a vid asap but can’t promise how soon😂

[مازن @Mathoughtsl1]

@hhaanniiaaaa I’m in the middle of moving fa can’t promise any vids😭
H2olk tho all you need is some high quality toppings
The dough itself is a personal preference really
The key is the baking technique
Preheat the oven with the pizza pan INSIDE then slide the pizza onto the pan and bake

[مازن @Mathoughtsl1]

في حاجة weighing me down بس مش عارف ايه

[مازن @Mathoughtsl1]

محتاج ارجع الجيم

[مازن @Mathoughtsl1]

Kids just love me it’s so funny
I can be a stranger or even a dick to them and they’ll still choose me😂
That grumpy "شيلني" is so adorable tho😂

[مازن @Mathoughtsl1]

كان ليا صديق مدخن جالي في مرة و قالي
انا كنت بدخن عشان انا مبضون
دلوقتي و بعد سنين بقيت بدخن و مبضون
و بطل تدخين من ساعتها

[Araby @alaraby_s]

كنت "مازلت" عايز اموت بس اكتشفت أنها ملهاش علاقة وللاسف مضطرين نعيش

[مازن @Mathoughtsl1]

اتعلمت ان
If EVERYBODY hates someone
متعملش نفسك الفالح البتشوف الحلو بس و مش بتحكم على حد
They probably did something to earn the hate