Matias Torrez @MatiasT99780725 - Twitter Profile

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"Chad" Porque este tipo salió al patio con el mate en la mano, pateó una pelota y clavó tremendo tiro frente a la cámara de seguridad.

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1 day ago

''Maridos'': Porque tenía una sola misión llevar a vacunar al nene a horario pero se olvidó lo más importante

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Se murió el Indio, perdimos el Mundial, Messi se retiró, Mirtha está internada, Tini no tiene ni un mango, ahora Harry se quiere retirar y ni siquiera puso una fecha para Argentina, y encima dicen que Scaloni no va a renovar con la Selección, ¿ALGUIEN MÁS QUIERE HACER UN ANUNCIO O RETIRARSE? QUE SE TERMINE ESTE AÑO DE MIERDA, POR FAVOR.

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A must read/watch: This 2005 clip of Messi and Argentine comedian Toti Ciliberto is absolute gold. 18-year-old Messi being told to quit football and become a comedian. 😭😂 Toti: “Excuse me, excuse me. Have you finished training?” Messi: “Yeah.” Toti: “No, no, no.. way too soft. How are you guys not going to get relegated? Let’s do something. Put these on. You know what these are, right? They’re not oven mitts, they’re goalkeeper gloves.” Messi: “Seriously? Are you kidding me?” Toti: “I’m going to eat this kid alive.” They start taking penalties. Messi: “This fucking fat guy…” Toti: “I already saved one!” Messi shoots again. Messi: “The bastard saved it!” Toti: “Don’t get mad, man, I saved it. It’s obvious, kid. Look, go over there and relax. We’ll talk alone at the stadium. I’ll see you at the stadium. I’m going to get you back on track. What you’ve got is something… top! Important!” A few moments later.. Toti: “The Camp Nou in Barcelona… Where is this kid, for the love of God?” Messi: “What are you doing, fatty? Are you looking for me?” Toti: “Yeah, kid, I’m looking for you. Come on, hurry up. Let’s go.” Messi: “What? Where are we going?” Toti: “Come here, I’m going to tell you what your real thing is. It’s not football. Come here, I’ll explain it to you. Listen to me, kid. You’re talking to a guy who knows about this…” Messi: “What are you talking about, fatty? You know less about football than Billiken.” (Billiken was a famous Argentine children’s magazine.) Toti: “Listen to me. Here’s the deal: you need to work in television.” Messi: “Me?” Toti: “You need to work in television.” Messi: “How? Where?” Toti: “With Tinelli.” Messi: “Who sent you, fatty? You think you’re going to take me away from football so I can go work with Tinelli? You’re crazy!” Toti: “I’m going to make you an actor.” Messi: “An actor?” Toti: “Look, kid, with that face of yours you could even be in a soap opera. Come with me.” Toti: “Good evening, Argentina! We’re here in Catalonia, at Barcelona’s stadium, for this final beautiful ShowMatch program. Mr. Humor! Look who we have with us, Mr. Humor! A big round of applause for Mr. Humor! Very well. Tell me, Mr. Humor.” Messi: “Juan runs less… and Pinino?” Toti: “Juan runs less… and Pinino?” Messi: “More.” The joke is about Argentine footballer Pinino Más. “Más” means “more” in Spanish. Toti: “Mr. Humor! Mr. Humor! Well, I see they liked that one. Do you have another one, Mr. Humor?” Messi: “Listen…Ernesto cuts the grass… and Turu?” Toti: “What?” Messi: “Ernesto cuts the grass… and Turu? Flowers.” Another football joke: Argentine player Turu Flores, “flores” means “flowers.” Toti: “Great! Well, well, they still like you, so let’s have one more. Give me one last one.” Messi: “A famous football player whose surname is a sheep saying yes.” Toti: “Wait, wait, let me think…” Messi: “I’ve got you with this one. There’s no fucking way you’re getting it. A famous football player whose surname is a sheep saying yes. What’s his name?” Messi: “Meeee… + sí” = Messi 🐑😭😂 Toti: “Now, a big round of applause. We’re here with Lionel Messi.” “My friend, we want you to send a message to Marcelo and to all of Argentina.” Messi: “Alright, Marcelo, I’m sending you a big hug. I had a lot of fun today, and I wish everyone in Argentina happy holidays. I hope next year is a good year for all of Argentina and that together we can celebrate the World Cup that we’re going to win. LET’S GO!” 🇦🇷🥹

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5 days ago

Street Sharks Premiered 32 Years Ago Today: September 7, 1994 📺

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TE COJI Y SALI CAMPEON⭐️🏴‍☠️🏆 @moscab1905

5 days ago

Mi vieja: Llevala a la abuela a la cancha pero que este tranquila Mi abuela en la cancha:

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Matias Torrez @MatiasT99780725

5 days ago

#vamosnene #FrancoColapinto

Colapinto News🇦🇷

@Colapinto_news

5 days ago

No puede estar tan desanimado. Arriba Franquito hiciste un gran trabajó hoy, los errores te hacen humano pero no definen lo gran piloto que sos. #SiempreConEl43

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Colapinto News🇦🇷

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5 days ago

No puede estar tan desanimado. Arriba Franquito hiciste un gran trabajó hoy, los errores te hacen humano pero no definen lo gran piloto que sos. #SiempreConEl43

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Tendencias en Deportes

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5 days ago

"Franco" Porque está manejando con la chota al aire y superó a Bearman y Bortoleto en la misma recta en el relanzamiento del Gran Premio de Italia. Perdió posiciones y ahora está manejando en modo sexo el argentino pijudo.

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Tendencias en Deportes

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"Franco Colapinto" Porque manejó con el miembro al aire y terminó noveno con el Alpine en el Gran Premio de Italia. Se despistó pero volvió a pasar a todos cerrando el orto a los antis, manejó totalmente desnudo, qué pedazo de tipazo Franquito.