Matilda Williamson

Your parents will love me,😍 but your neighbors won’t. My WhatsApp [phone]

[Matilda Williamson @Matilda46639130]

I’ve learned that men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny…🙀 If I see you without an erection😱, I’ll make you a sandwich. Find me here👇👇😻
💘https://t.co/qm6ERSupj2💘

[TechCrunch @TechCrunch]

Yext launches Hitchhikers, a self-serve version of its site search tool https://t.co/eP7IKn3dBr by @anthonyha

[Ali Zaslav @alizaslav]

The ransacked office of the Senate Parliamentarian:

[gkachel @gkachel]

A conference for those who work in the technical side of education, all welcome. Run for people in schools by people in schools. View the draft program and enrol now: https://t.co/Nvrl3ij6rY #AISNSW #AISIT18

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

.@JoeBiden made me a better president. I’m asking you to believe in his and Kamala’s ability to help make us a better country. More importantly, I’m asking you to believe in your own and to help them, in this election and beyond.
https://t.co/YYEAFxx4nW

[Bio-Roxas @Bio_Roxas]

The more I’m on twitter the more I realize I kinda hate it

[Candace Owens @RealCandaceO]

So...Rachel Dolezal pretending to be black is a problem.
@hilariabaldwin pretending to be Spanish is a problem.
But grown men pretending to be female and destroying women in physical sports competitions is “stunning and brave”.

Make it make sense.

[IU Artifacts @IUArtifacts]

ON THIS DAY-1975: the infamous “hamburger game”. Thanks to Indiana’s resounding 102-49 win over Iowa, a Bloomington McDonald’s promo rewards fans with free burgers and after the game with their ticket stubs. Quinn Buckner would lead IU with 16 pts. #iubb @IndianaMBB

[Brian @motylhotel]

Very well spoken @RepDean words do matter. #wordsmatter

[Herald Sun Sport @heraldsunsport]

🏏 | 168no in a successful chase of 350✔️
A 16th @vicpremcricket ton✔️✔️
1171 runs for the season✔️✔️✔️
Is it time for @DandenongCC gun Brett Forsyth to get a chance at @VicStateCricket ❓https://t.co/CsaC4YhlUE @PaulAmy375 @leadercricket @DandenongLeader #VicsDoItBetter

[Hugo Bâcle @Hugo_ANESH]

Il y a eu du progrès depuis les matchs contre la Serbie... De quoi entamer la compétition sur une bonne note ! Bravo 👏🏻

#Handball #Egypt2021

[Grant Roush @grantroush12]

@colegolden_ has a girlfriend

[Mariah is Lee-Tired 🌅 @riahthelee]

I’m so sick of seeing Christians in America claim persecution.

You aren’t being persecuted for loving Jesus you are being held accountable for not acting like him.

[Tulsi Gabbard 🌺 @TulsiGabbard]

On this Christmas Eve, in the midst of so much divisiveness, hate, and anger, let us find peace in Jesus Christ’s message of love - loving God and loving one another. Happy holidays and Merry Christmas!

[Footy Accumulators @FootyAccums]

Mark Wright, knocks Leeds out the FA Cup then goes home to Michelle Keegan, a winner of life.

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

My favorite thing about Daniel Kaluuya is that he always looks like he just saw something untoward, but it ain’t his business