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Of course I want to win an Emmy, a Grammy, a Tony. But you want to know when I will feel like I have *officially* “made it?” Being on Hot Ones.. 🌶️🔥

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Thank you Shout Out Colorado, for the article about my budding career! 💕

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@itsmicaylakay But like do we want them to stop? Cause puns get me through daily life hahahahha I miss you damnit!!!!

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@itsmicaylakay HAHAHHAHAHA PUNS ALL DAY!!! I love you so much 🥰

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@itsmicaylakay We need more pastors like him!

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@itsmicaylakay See that’s so sad!! He sounds incredible!

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@itsmicaylakay I’m so glad your personal experience was positive. Personal experiences do not change the facts though.

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@itsmicaylakay If only that experience was common and/or universal. The church’s foundation is judgment and separation. That doesn’t mean all churches preach that, but it is the founding principles taught in Christianity.

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*is hot*
that is all.