Ellen Edmands

(She/Her) #SEO #remoteworker based in HI 🌊. Thrift store shopper, supporter of second-hand culture. I ❤️ the smell of 📚 pages & I'm weird. Opinions are my own

[Ellen Edmands @Matkacita]

Me battling myself when a curious problem has my attention, I have no time for it, but it has a hold of me and I can't let it go. #seoproblems

Literally just said out loud to myself, "Drop it girl."

[Ellen Edmands @Matkacita]

So if I sync one to my phone, the other to my laptop, and join myself in a Spotify listening session, I can have a full set. 🤦

[Ellen Edmands @Matkacita]

@TheJeditor Random playing cards, takeout menu, pens without caps

[Ellen Edmands @Matkacita]

@keithgoode Mullets of the past also permit access. Photo proof required.

[Ellen Edmands @Matkacita]

Yep. Time to walk away from desk.

Typed "mulit-factor" instead of multi-factor,

And now
Thinking about...
🤔 mullet-factor authorization sign-in

...requiring a certain length of business/party hair to gain access
...
but would that be more or less secure?
#CyberSecurity

[Raft ⚠️⚠️ @caitraft]

🚨 they gentrified Cookie Crisp 🚨

[Ellen Edmands @Matkacita]

"I am tired all the time. Tired all the time. Tired all the tiiiiiiiime."

Eddie Murphy's Party All the Time

[Ellen Edmands @Matkacita]

🎤Remix a song title or lyrics to make it more relevant to you now that you're an adult. 🎵🎧

[Ellen Edmands @Matkacita]

"I like big fonts and I cannot lie."

Sir Mix-a-lot

[Ellen Edmands @Matkacita]

Absolutely no one:
I really want to see something appear near me during virtual meetings whenever I make a gesture on camera.

Everyone:
Move the freaking toolbar out of the way while I'm sharing my screen so I can see my tabs.

Microsoft Teams:
Got it. Here you go🫧🎇

[Ellen Edmands @Matkacita]

What's your generational species name?

Mine is: Sidepartimus Maximus

[Ellen Edmands @Matkacita]

shameful #seo confessions:

Sometimes....
1⃣ I type "search console" into Google,
2⃣ then click on the result for search console
3⃣ then click start now

🤦‍♀️
What's your shameful SEO confession?

[Gisele Navarro @ichbinGisele]

What do BuzzFeed, Rolling Stone, Forbes, PopSci and Real Simple have in common?

They all know the best air purifiers, cooling sheets, gifts for mom, home saunas and cocktail kits.

Meanwhile, independent sites actually testing those products are dying:
https://t.co/mUfztZXzxB

[Tess McKeever-Voecks @tessvoecks]

Some people have emotional support pets. I have emotional support Chrome tabs.

[Ellen Edmands @Matkacita]

@MerriamWebster Epic.

[Ellen Edmands @Matkacita]

#seo poll, just because. What plural option do you prefer?

[Danielle Rohe @d4ni_s]

For non-AI #SEO topics which is most interesting...

[Ellen Edmands @Matkacita]

@MattTutt1 Any thoughts?
Um, yes, best conference billboard design EVER!

[Ellen Edmands @Matkacita]

Ummmm...

[Ellen Edmands @Matkacita]

hmmmm...