Riven

an introvert roaming on X

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[Riven @Matpocho]

Two moods. Same presence.
Color isn’t the outfit.. it’s the attitude. ❤️💛

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Prompt
Use the uploaded reference image as the exact face reference. Preserve facial features, face shape, lips, eyes, skin tone, and identity with extremely high accuracy.
Create a hyper-realistic luxury fashion editorial photoshoot inspired by bold monochrome Vogue campaigns.
The subject is sitting in a stylish dynamic pose on a white cube studio seat against a fully monochromatic vibrant yellow background. She wears an extravagant all-yellow designer outfit with heavy fringe details, including a luxury leather jacket, pleated fringe dress, oversized fashion accessories, yellow handbag, quilted purse, bracelets, and chunky designer sandals.
She has glamorous wavy colored hair, oversized luxury sunglasses, statement crystal earrings, glossy lips, and flawless soft makeup. One hand rests near her lips in a confident fashion pose while the other is placed near the waist.
The composition should include multiple yellow fashion accessories around her for a rich editorial aesthetic: designer bags, sunglasses, mesh fruit bag with lemons, layered jewelry, and luxury styling elements.
Lighting should be bright high-end studio lighting with soft shadows, ultra-detailed skin texture, realistic fabric physics, luxury fashion magazine quality, cinematic color grading, extremely sharp focus, shallow depth of field, Vogue editorial style, premium haute couture campaign aesthetic.
Pose and framing should closely match a luxury fashion advertisement campaign.
Ultra realistic, 8k, fashion photography, editorial masterpiece, high detail, expensive aesthetic, luxury styling, dramatic composition.

[noor୨୧ @wottheberry]

i took myself out for a nice sushi dinner on friday night after a brutal week at work. i brought a book, ordered a glass of wine, and was genuinely having the most peaceful, therapeutic evening by myself at a corner table.

about halfway through my meal, the waiter came over to clear a plate, leaned in, and said in this incredibly pitying voice, "so, did he stand you up tonight? or are you just celebrating a lonely weekend?"

i literally stopped chewing my spicy tuna roll.

"no," i said. "i paid for this meal with my own money because i wanted to eat sushi and read my book in peace."

he looked so uncomfortable, muttered an apology, and practically scurried back to the kitchen.

but then twenty minutes later, the middle-aged couple at the table next to me started whispering, and the guy actually turned around and said, "hey excuse me, if you’re alone you’re more than welcome to pull up a chair with us! no one should have to eat dinner by themselves on a friday."

i know they thought they were being sweet, but i wanted to scream.

a man can sit alone at a restaurant bar for three hours with a newspaper, and everyone just thinks he's a mysterious intellectual or a busy businessman unwinding after a shift. but the second a solo woman occupies a table without a man attached to her hip, the entire room treats it like a tragic psychiatric crisis.

let women eat their food in silence. we aren't waiting to be rescued, we're just hungry and we don't want to make small talk with you.

[noor୨୧ @wottheberry]

i was walking down a crowded sidewalk downtown yesterday during the lunch rush. the pavement wasn't tiny, but it was busy, and people were naturally weaving in and out to give each other space.

about twenty yards ahead of me, i noticed this businessman type… full suit, bluetooth earpiece, completely glued to his phone… walking straight down the exact center of the path.

normally, my female socialization automatically kicks in. i’ll step into the grass, tilt my shoulders, or completely stop walking just to let a man pass without an awkward collision.

but yesterday my social battery was at a flat zero and i was just so tired of yielding.

i decided to try that experiment i saw on tik tok. i kept my shoulders totally square, maintained my pace, and stayed firmly on my side of the walkway. i didn't move an inch.

he didn't look up once. we smashed shoulders so hard his bluetooth earpiece literally flew out of his ear and hit the concrete.

he spun around, completely furious, and yelled, "watch where the hell you're going! are you blind?"

i stopped, looked at him, and said, "i was looking right at you. you had half the sidewalk on your right, but you expected me to jump into a puddle so you didn't have to shift your weight. look up from your phone."

he looked absolutely stunned that i didn't immediately apologize and shrink into the background.

the timeline is always arguing about whether women are being oversensitive about public space, but the sheer level of subconscious spatial entitlement men have is crazy.

they truly walk through the world expecting the entire environment to automatically bend around them. stop moving out of their way and watch how fast they glitch.

[noor୨୧ @wottheberry]

my dad has always treated showing basic human emotion or asking for mental health support like it’s a massive, shameful weakness. growing up, anytime i cried or felt overwhelmed, he’d tell me to "stop being dramatic" and that "real people just get over things in silence."

last night, my 13-year-old younger brother came into my room and sat on the floor, looking incredibly stressed about his middle school exams and some friendship drama.

he asked me how i deal with panic when everything feels like it's piling up at once. so i sat down with him and explained how to do basic box-breathing, how to write out his anxieties to clear his head, and told him it’s completely healthy to feel overwhelmed sometimes.

my dad walked past my open door, heard us talking, and knocked sharply on the frame.

"can you stop filling his head with that weak, sensitive nonsense?" he snapped. "boys don't need to sit around analyzing their feelings. just toughen up."

my little brother didn't look scared at all. he just turned his head, looked straight at my dad, and said:

"is that why your older brother hasn't answered any of your phone calls since grandpa died?"

i swear the air completely left the room.

my dad looked like he had been physically hit. his face went completely white, he closed his mouth, and walked straight down the hallway to his bedroom.

my brother just looked back at me like he hadn't just dropped a nuclear bomb on the household.

"so anyway," he said, "how many seconds do i hold the breath in before exhaling?"

i was completely speechless. the sheer emotional intelligence of the new generation is terrifying in the best way possible.

[noor୨୧ @wottheberry]

my sister's fiancé comes from a wealthy family and insisted on a prenup before their wedding next month. he sat her down with his lawyer and basically presented a document that said if they divorce, she gets absolutely nothing.. even if she quits her job to raise their future kids.

he told her it was just "protecting his family legacy."
she didn't argue.

she just handed the paper back and said, "okay, but we need to add a clause that says if you cheat, you owe me $500k for career damages."
y'all.

this man completely lost his mind. he started screaming that she was "money-hungry," that she didn't trust him, and that marriage shouldn't be a business transaction.

funny how men are completely logical and pragmatic when they're trying to strip a woman of her future financial security, but the second you ask them to put a price tag on their own loyalty, it becomes an emotional tragedy.

he didn't want to protect his legacy, he just wanted a free pass to behave badly without any consequences.

[Riven @Matpocho]

this is your sign to annoy your favorite person a little 🫠

Made with grok imagine

[Riven @Matpocho]

just me and gugugaga on match day🫠

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Prompt 🔻A high-quality 3D animated football stadium scene at sunset, featuring a young woman (based exactly on the provided reference image — identical face, hairstyle, skin tone, and proportions, realistic skin texture) playing football on the field. She is wearing a stylish football uniform: a pastel pink jersey with black accents, matching shorts, knee-high socks, and cleats, all with premium fabric detail.
Next to her is the cute baby penguin character “Gugugaga”, recreated exactly as in the reference image — same face, proportions, expression, and style — but now wearing the exact same football uniform as the girl, perfectly adapted to its small body (mini jersey, tiny shorts, matching socks, and little cleats), keeping the same colors, logos, and textures.
They are both actively playing — she is dribbling the ball while Gugugaga is adorably trying to kick it, slightly off balance, creating a cute and playful moment.
Environment: a large, vibrant football stadium filled with cheering fans, soft pink banners, and subtle confetti in the air. Scoreboard glowing in the background. Lush green grass with realistic texture.
Lighting: cinematic golden hour lighting with warm highlights, soft shadows, stadium lights glowing, depth of field, slight motion blur.
Style: high-end 3D cartoon (Pixar/Disney style), ultra-detailed, smooth rendering, subsurface scattering, realistic fabric physics, polished composition.
Mood: cute, playful, energetic, wholesome, slightly chaotic, viral social media aesthetic.
Quality tags: 8K render, Unreal Engine, Octane render, ultra-detailed, cinematic.

[Riven @Matpocho]

just two cuties on the field ⚽😉

Made with grok @imagine

[Riven @Matpocho]

@tsuduketeyuku @sakai__takashi @rrrrice_99 歯医者に行く意思はあった。意思だけは。ｗ

[Riven @Matpocho]

@katudon_suki_ オープンワークのグラフが地面這ってる会社はだいたい察する

[Riven @Matpocho]

@185_xoxo_ 4歳相手に杖でどつくとか意味分からなすぎる

[Riven @Matpocho]

@sekikekeke ひらがなしか使えない縛りで書いた遺書みたいで草

[Riven @Matpocho]

@koami_jinja ご利益より先に公式から注意喚起くらってるの強すぎるｗ

[Riven @Matpocho]

@Musyompo 部下「監督、FAXです！」
吉井「9回の投手会議、終了」ｗ

[Riven @Matpocho]

@late_girl_ny ニューヨークより山梨のほうがアウェーだった説

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@quetzal_mania デトロイトの成功体験で一生擦ってるの草

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@amafii_fz104 フォロワー数の差、誤差の範囲でびっくりしたｗ

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@dokomokashimoko 統計学的に貴重な成功事例。

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@xo_1zao 写真選びミスってこの破壊力なの意味わからん。

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@nanoka601712011 銀テより配送方法がライブ感ある。

[Riven @Matpocho]

@yamage3pokopea 解像度上がるほど兄になっていくの草。