Katie Louise

As daddy always said, 'Be good or be good at it.'

[Katie Louise @MatriarchTweets]

Dear men everywhere, stop acting like you have solidarity when a woman complains about periods on the grounds that youve been in a relationship with a woman. Just because you witness someone getting hit by a car doesn’t mean you have actually experienced being hit by a car. Stfu

[Katie Louise @MatriarchTweets]

*mercilessly vacuums up legos*
#momlife #moms

[Katie Louise @MatriarchTweets]

Dear Label Makers;
Quit making your shit impossible to get off of products. I’ve got a million things to do.
Sincerely,
Parents Everywhere

[Katie Louise @MatriarchTweets]

I hope in 15 or so years when I’m prepping my daughter for how to drink safely, I won’t have to explain to her that she becomes a target to men when she is openly drinking. Just saying. #goals #metoo #feminism

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1st of all, u dont NEED sex, u want it. & even if u did NEED it, that doesnt give u the right to treat others poorly or abusively. If ur starving, does that give u the right to steal someone else’s food?

[Katie Louise @MatriarchTweets]

Gets kids sat down to bfast, fnlly sneak away to bthrm, sit down, 1 of them immediately drops thr spoon, all start hollering 4 me. #momlife

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Can we all just stop for a min & tlk about the cannibalistic Cinnamon Toast Crunch commercials?? #wft #uhm #wut #creeps

[Katie Louise @MatriarchTweets]

18 Jokes You'll Only Get If You're A Big Ol' Loner https://t.co/kfTM6Py1Lj via @annabroges

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How I feel when I immediately know when to use whose vs who's

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"Do you have to poop?""Did u poop?""Is all the poop out?""Is that poop on ur hands?""Do NOT poop in ur pants." All said by me #fml #momlife

[Katie Louise @MatriarchTweets]

feeling like the mom of the year, spraying squirt cheese into my 1 year old's mouth while keep working. #thathappened #mompreneur #momlife

[Katie Louise @MatriarchTweets]

My birth story https://t.co/VjSoTGj1FS

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Single mom tips! Taking care of yourself. https://t.co/HL2XVT02wA

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How I got all my christmas cards for less than $10 https://t.co/AJMziebf6w

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I wonder if this kind of aggressive division between races is what MLK had hoped for the future 😑 #AllLivesMatter #peace #compassion

[Katie Louise @MatriarchTweets]

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I haven't been this excited about a new toy since I was a kid during Christmas! 😍😭😍😭😍… https://t.co/bY71PW4HxA

[Katie Louise @MatriarchTweets]

Starting to shake the cobwebs off of the ol southpaw. ✏️✒️🎨 https://t.co/lEi4vSssN8

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So there's this cute little fruit stand on the side of one of our roads out here that has been… https://t.co/S9Ndw4H3QR

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A coupla blue collar men who know what it's like to walk into a work day that could take their… https://t.co/6Ok4LOX6fV

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How early is to early to start getting starry eyed warm feels about Christmas really??… https://t.co/bhw2HMLXuS