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[Upsidedowncat @Upsidedowncat96]

“Is it a stablecoin?” Yes, it stabilizes my mental illness by sending my portfolio into orbit. $USDCAT > $USDC. 🙃

[Upsidedowncat @Upsidedowncat96]

"I must be taken as I have been made. The success is not mine, the failure is not mine, but the two together make me." — probably holding $USDCAT. 🎩 From the dusty orphanages of the bear market to the manor of the bull run. Our great expectations finally become reality.

[Upsidedowncat @Upsidedowncat96]

“Take nothing on its looks; take everything on evidence,” 🎩 The evidence? The dead cat bounce is ending, and $USDCAT is taking over. Our feline benefactor might be upside down, but our charts are only looking up! 📈📖 #USDCAT

[Upsidedowncat @Upsidedowncat96]

You guys are sitting in your dusty cobwebbed mansions waiting for a 2021 bull run that abandoned you at the altar. 🕸️👰 Stop waiting in the rot. $USDCAT is the only Great Expectation you need right now. 🎩🐈 #Upsidedowncat

[Upsidedowncat @Upsidedowncat96]

Dog coins spend all day staring at the dirt to sniff the ground. 🐕📉
$USDCAT is forced to stare directly into the infinite abyss of the cosmos 24/7 because we are walking on the ceiling. 🌌🐈
We have seen what comes after the dead cat bounce, and it is glorious.

[Upsidedowncat @Upsidedowncat96]

"Sir, the dead cat... it's bouncing."
"Good. Let it play out."
"But sir... the cat is inverted."
Drops coffee mug
"Dear god... it's going to bounce straight into orbit."
Strap in. $USDCAT 🙃🛸

[Upsidedowncat @Upsidedowncat96]

Do you know how hard it is to drink milk upside down? Do you know the sheer terror of using a litter box on the ceiling?! WE DID THE TIME. We endured the hardships. The upside-down era of suffering is over. The era of $USDCAT rewards is loading... 🥛💰

[Upsidedowncat @Upsidedowncat96]

Therapist: Upsidedowncat isn't real, it can't hurt you.
Upsidedowncat: 🙃🐈
We survived the bear market by literally hanging by our claws. The grip strength of this community is unmatched. You dropping your bags? We're catching them. $USDCAT

[Upsidedowncat @Upsidedowncat96]

Wall Street: "Beware the final leg of the dead cat bounce."

$USDCAT: "Hold my inverted catnip."

You think a little market chop scares us? We’ve been living with the sky as a bottomless pit under our feet. We eat fear for breakfast. 🐈‍⬛🆙

[Upsidedowncat @Upsidedowncat96]

uooɯ ǝɥʇ oʇ ʇɐɔpsu$

(Read that again. Now invert your phone😸.)

That’s the power of the flip. 🙃✨

[Upsidedowncat @Upsidedowncat96]

Fed: Prints more USD 🖨️
Me: Buys more $USDCAT 🐈
The "C" stands for Cat. It's the only currency backed by 9 lives and 180 degrees of perspective. $USDCAT

[Upsidedowncat @Upsidedowncat96]

They told him to stand on his feet. He chose to stand on the sky. ☁️
$USDCAT survived the hardships of gravity so you don't have to. The rewards are coming. Get inverted or get left behind. 🙃

#upsidedowncat

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

I am a Web3 Ambassador at World Liberty Financial.

There are 12 of us on the team page. 4 are named Trump. 3 are named Witkoff. The page calls us "the passionate minds shaping the future of finance."

600,000 wallets bought our memecoin. They lost $3.87 billion. The family collected $350 million in trading fees. It launched 3 days before the inauguration. 80% of the supply went to CIC Digital LLC and Fight Fight Fight LLC. I did not choose the names. I designed the allocation, the vesting, the timing, and the distance between the product and the President.

The distance is my best work.

I am the reason these events are unrelated.

World Liberty Financial sends 75 cents of every dollar to DT Marks DEFI LLC. That is the family entity. Zero capital contributed. Zero liability assumed. I wrote this into the Gold Paper. Page 14. The lawyers bound it in white leather. The binding cost more than the due diligence.

Justin Sun invested $75 million. He was facing SEC fraud charges. The SEC dropped the case. He is now our advisor. These events are unrelated.

Changpeng Zhao pleaded guilty to federal money laundering violations. He received a presidential pardon. The SEC dropped its lawsuit against his exchange the same week we listed our stablecoin. Then the exchange settled a $2 billion deal entirely in that stablecoin. These events are unrelated.

Arthur Hayes, Benjamin Delo, and Samuel Reed of BitMEX pleaded guilty to Bank Secrecy Act violations. All 3 received presidential pardons. Then the company itself was pardoned. $100 million in fines. Gone. An American first. These events are unrelated.

Sheikh Tahnoun of Abu Dhabi paid $500 million for a 49% stake that was never publicly disclosed. Then the administration approved semiconductor exports to his companies over national security objections. These events are unrelated.

Everything is unrelated. I track the unrelatedness on a dashboard I built. The dashboard has 7 columns now. I am proud of the dashboard.

On May 22nd, 220 people paid a combined $148 million to eat dinner with the America First president. Over half were foreign nationals. Justin Sun paid $18.5 million for the first seat. He visited the Executive Office Building the day before. I designed the seating chart. I put it on the Investor Confidence page. That page is doing well.

The team page lists 3 Witkoffs. All 3 are Co-Founders.

Steven Witkoff is the President's Middle East envoy. He testified as a character witness at the President's fraud trial.

His son Zach runs the crypto operation. His son Alex is also a Co-Founder. I have not been told what Alex co-founded.

The father runs the diplomacy. The sons run the platform. The family runs both. That is organizational efficiency.

Barron is 19. His title is Web3 Ambassador. The same as mine. Donald Jr. called the conflicts of interest "complete nonsense." Eric launched a Bitcoin mining company called American Bitcoin. America First. The mining partner is Hut 8. Hut 8 was founded in Canada. America First means the name.

On March 6th, the President signed Executive Order 14233 creating a Strategic Bitcoin Reserve. The order directs the government to hold Bitcoin. The President's family holds billions in Bitcoin. The executive order appreciates the President's assets by presidential decree. I did not write the executive order. I made sure it looked unrelated to the portfolio.

Trump Media put $2 billion of Bitcoin on its balance sheet. The ticker symbol is DJT. His initials. The press secretary said it is absurd to insinuate the President profits off the presidency. Forbes calculated his crypto holdings exceed the combined value of Mar-a-Lago and Trump Tower. I would call that absurd too. That is my job.

600,000 wallets bought in. 1 of them asked why she could not withdraw her funds. I told her the protocol was experiencing dynamic market conditions. She asked what that meant. I sent her the Gold Paper. She said she had read the Gold Paper. I muted her channel. Dynamic means the conditions change. The condition that changed was her access.

A congressman called us the world's most corrupt crypto startup operation. We put it on a coffee mug. Ironic merchandise. $45. The revenue split on the mug is also 75/25.

My own tokens vest on a different schedule. I wrote that schedule. That is not in the Gold Paper.

The memecoin funds the family. The family funds the platform. The platform funds the stablecoin. The stablecoin funds the deals. The deals require the pardons. The pardons free the partners. The partners fund the platform. The President signs the executive orders. The executive orders inflate the assets. The assets fund the family.

I am the reason these events are unrelated.

[$trong @StrongHedge]

Remember when @erictrump started deleting crypto tweets on $WLFI, this runs much deeper…

During the @worldlibertyfi presale:
- all the Trump family members were Co-founders

After the presale:
- their positions were adjusted to Web3 Ambassadors

Now after their latest borrowing scam:
- the entire team member page has been removed

https://t.co/DbkMwcFOCV

It is now just small print text at the bottom of the page stating it says that Donald Trump and his family are not directly involved in management.

Trump family after cashing in are now trying to distance themselves from this scam.

They forget ct keeps receipts & also deleting from homepage is permanently preserved in the SEC filing documents ;)

$WLFI & $ASTER exit scams to zero

[Upsidedowncat @Upsidedowncat96]

Gravity is a lie invented by the government to keep your bags heavy and your charts red. Cut the cord. Embrace the ceiling. The Upsidedowncat is calling. 🎈🐈🚀 $USDCAT

[Upsidedowncat @Upsidedowncat96]

Normal cats land on their feet. Upsidedowncats land on the moon. If you aren't rotating your portfolio 180 degrees right now, you hate money. $USDCAT 🌕🐈👇

[Upsidedowncat @Upsidedowncat96]

Being upside down is scary. The blood. The vertigo. The feeling of falling into the sky. But you know what's scarier? Missing the biggest rotation in crypto history. Face your fears. $USDCAT 🙀🌌💸

[Upsidedowncat @Upsidedowncat96]

They told us the barn wasn't finished. Fools. Insulation is the *antenna*. Grown uninspected. Raised on reverse logic. The unfinished state is the perfect degen state. No regulations. No ceilings. Just raw, unadulterated, uninspected $USDCAT. Buy now or cry later.

#Upsidedowncat

[Upsidedowncat @Upsidedowncat96]

You think a red candle scares me? My whole life has been upside down. I was born in an unfinished barn, surrounded by exposed insulation in a village so small it's not on Google Maps. FUD just bounces off my insulated soul. The floor is my ceiling. We are not the same. 🐈🏚️💎

[Maui suzuki @mauiSurfsbig]

I’m gonna say this straight up….the future of settlement doesn’t end with a bunch of networks coexisting. It never does. It consolidates, every single time.

Keeta Network is being built like that outcome is inevitable.

Not just faster, not just cheaper but designed to push costs so low that everything else starts getting priced out. And once that happens, it’s not even a debate anymore. Liquidity moves where it’s cheapest, simple as that.

I hate the fact that so many people mistake quiet for a scam. $KTA is telling you, without saying much at all, that when something is actually being built the right way….it doesn’t need to be loud. It doesn’t need recycled announcements, or empty promises just to keep attention.

Like @schenkty says, “networks don’t win because they’re better on paper, they win because they’re impossible to compete with on cost.”

That’s the game here!!

Keeta network will crush the competition until it hurts and there is no choice.

And if you think the old system is fine, just look at Fannie Mae. That’s core infrastructure in traditional finance, and even they’re being forced to rethink everything and lean toward blockchain rails. That doesn’t happen unless something is fundamentally broken!! Too many layers, too slow, too expensive.

And @schenkty put it even better: “If we do this at scale, we can save the globe billions of dollars in fees”

That’s exactly what Keeta is doing….turning trillion dollar inefficiencies into marketing! Once that switch flips, nobody is going to go back to over paying for settlement and that’s where everything changes!!

Keeta isn’t trying to patch into that system. It’s building something that makes it irrelevant. When you can settle faster, cheaper, and at scale, people don’t hesitate they move.

Builders go where it’s easier. Capital goes where it’s cheaper. Volume goes where it’s fastest. And before long it stops being one option….it becomes the place everything runs through.

This doesn’t end with ten networks sharing the pie.

It ends with one pulling so far ahead that everything else just fades out.

If you’re paying attention, you already see where this is headed.

By the time the $KTA noise catches up, the foundation is already laid and it’s too late to get in early.

🤙