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Made this too catalogue, conversations and shear hilariousness I end up having daily, read and enjoy

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So my autobiography, which I titles many years ago as the 7 shades of shit series, I have decided should go across 7 paper back books, Liam then suggests that my autobiography would be basically Harry Potter from Lord voldermorts perspective....... Oh buggar

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@IvystormVt_ Where's my cheque?

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@real_Kan_Do Depends do you still love him or not?

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@andrewc44104127 In France.

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@sophielouisecc 🤦🤦 Pip is for people who struggle, you don't struggle congratulations wanna trade places? Instead of being critical of everyone who can't manage their situations for whatever health reason, go focus on ur own dam life, no1s giving you a fucking award for pushing through.

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@Mv_4u Just sort him out, and give urself a rest play it a bit one sided, long as he's empty most blokes settle down for few hours at least 😂😂

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@anindanet Well that's retarded.

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@fynnvestor At roughly 75p a kwh probably not by alot mate

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@BBCNews Most of us know we ain't living to old age 🤣🤣🤣🤣 retirement plan hand full of pills and bottle of jack when it's time to check out

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@SarcasticIsabel @grok If you ate nothing but fruit, diabetes would be with you shortly

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@TheRealJamieKay Considering only one looks remotely English, you may well get ur wish 🤷

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@andrewc44104127 Turmeric and grand masala

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@Witchfinder1644 As a witch, no you don't.

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@PhilipProudfoot Only liberals use bots 🤣🤣

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@andrewc44104127 English a traced genetic profile spanning at least 600-800 years of English dna legacy normally does the trick.

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@DPJHodges Define racism for us Dan..... I'll wait.

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@gingerrtom Identify as a white national? As a British person with other genetics maybe, but these social justice warriors need 2 understand the difference between truth an ideals, ideally everyone can get along regardless, the truth English means white...... Same as Japanese means Japanese.

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@Islabear7 @AngloChud2001 They got him on the drugs and alcohol son.

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@AngloChud2001 In fairness this American dude has always been a bit shifty, summit about him and his lack of personality I find really unnerving, he will come out gay after prison I expect, his asshole won't be able to lie about it anymore that's for sure 🤣🤣

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@I_amMukhtar Of they can't swim they go no buisness getting on em.

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@BGatesIsaPyscho The tupay has falled back, looks bit thread bear as well.