Matt Rios

Call me Caitlyn

[Matt Rios @Matt2theRios]

@tomsegura

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If you raise your children on a farm upstate then where do you tell them their dead dog went?

[Matt Rios @Matt2theRios]

@Whataburger team 576 needs to get their shit further for real for real

[Matt Rios @Matt2theRios]

@Whataburger yo! just wanted a breakfast bowl not a plastic choking hazard.

[Matt Rios @Matt2theRios]

@JohnLeFevre Would

[Matt Rios @Matt2theRios]

@Whataburger you’re making me ashamed to be from corpus. I had to stay at the drivethru for 40 minutes because y’all’s staff forgot that I ordered and I had to reorder at the second window because “what did you order again” after the first 30 min after I paid. Our gas ran out.

[Matt Rios @Matt2theRios]

I am an adult who has never been to a Disney park, but would like to go to fulfill a child-shaped hole in my heart. Does that make me a Disney adult?

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@nocontextmemes Oi! Bruv! A bit ovva wiffle innit?

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@chapparankz Usually 68 but it can only push down to 70 in my apt now. So I’ve got a big fan blowing at all times too.

[Matt Rios @Matt2theRios]

@chapparankz Is it Pedro Pascal???

[Ryan Dawson @RyLiberty]

Greg Abbott is a bitch.

[Matt Rios @Matt2theRios]

@chapparankz Unfortunately most dudes are obsessed with themselves and their peiners. They also have huge main character syndrome and don’t take 60% of the worlds population seriously. Someone’s really gotta do something about it.

[Matt Rios @Matt2theRios]

@chapparankz Barf

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@ChristinaP Gotta get yourself a sharp flat shovel. Best way to kill rattlers is to decapitate them.

[Matt Rios @Matt2theRios]

Isn’t this illegal if there were 2 civilians doing this #atx #acab #NOT_OKAY

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Out of state ppl here for sxsw are really ruining all of the whataburgers. SAD.

[Matt Rios @Matt2theRios]

Okay if you’re past the age of 30 you have no reason to go to the sx film festival unless you have high credentials or are an actual filmmaker yourself.

[Matt Rios @Matt2theRios]

Can someone please explain Chive TV to me?

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

Mans does not get paid enough for this response

[Matt Rios @Matt2theRios]

All this being said. It’s not her job to let me know what’s going on, because she’s not supposed to be around to educate me. But tbf, it’s a shitty thing to do.

[Matt Rios @Matt2theRios]

something. I don’t want to be part of the problem.