Matthew Lai

[greg @gandalf_thegreg]

toddlers to people with deformities in the grocery store

[Show Me the Money Podcast @showmethepod]

Waiter: you wanna box for your left overs?

Me:

[Michael E. Fry @Frysmouth]

Wife watching me making one more mixed drink.

[El Ricky @Indikur]

bro this shit got me CRYING

Dustin Poirier a real nigga unfortunately

[MFFL @Mavs_FFL]

Truss

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

Look at those tits jiggle around, now this is gaming

[Pericles @PerryALPHA]

Happy Pride FC Month

[j✧˖࿐ @meeplysa]

i ordered an uber and look at my driver dawggg we gonna crash…

[Texas Rangers @Rangers]

Series W! #AllForTX

[Adolis Muse @AdolisMuse]

Did you wish him a Happy Fathers Day? @astros

[MAGA Jay Cutler @MAGAJayCutler]

Rogan: I hope we don’t die in a terrorist attack

Trump: We gotta go somehow

[Matthew Lai @Matt707Lai]

@RangersSNtv There will come a time where you have to ask him if he’s throwing games

[obxnetflix @obxnetflix]

one last ride. the final season of Outer Banks premieres august 20.

[Frisco RoughRiders @RidersBaseball]

THE RIDERS HAVE PUNCHED THEIR TICKET

@milb | #LetsRide

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

I heard it a lot in my household growing up as well

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

POLL: ICE has been abused by the Fake News Media at levels never seen before. They are Great Patriots who work hard, and do a fantastic job in a very hostile environment. Much of this hostility is caused by the Dumocrats and the Fake News. The concept I have had for quite some time — A strong feeling that the name of these Patriots, “ICE,” should be changed to, “NICE,” in that it will totally discombobulate Crooked, Dishonest, and Unpatriotic Reporters and Journalists. For them to say, “We went to a NICE Facility today,” as opposed to “ICE” or, “NICE Agents have deported a Violent Drug Dealer,” they won’t be able to handle it, they will go totally crazy! All it means is adding an “N” (“National”) to “ICE (“Immigration and Customs Enforcement”) — A much more prestigious name. Everyone loves it, but I have been told by the legendary Tom Homan that the Agents do not love it as much as the other population. Who thinks that we should add an “N” to change the name of “ICE” to “NICE?”

Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DJT

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

Interact with this post so I can get money for drugs and alcohol