Def NOT Matt DeF

Mass Comms Comms in Congress w very few followers so what do I know? *“tweets are my own” statement.* I’m sarcastic, but you can’t tell over text or spoken word

[Def NOT Matt DeF @MattADeFreitas]

Praying for @realDonaldTrump

Psalm 109:8

[Def NOT Matt DeF @MattADeFreitas]

With all of them out there, not one single house-flipper has ever successfully turned a house upside down, so that can't be the reason for a supply shortage.

[Joe Morelle @RepJoeMorelle]

The conservative, extremist majority on the Supreme Court has decided former President Trump is above the law.

Today's decision further erodes the public’s confidence in our institutions and poses as great a threat to our democracy as the former president's behavior.

[Hakeem Jeffries @RepJeffries]

House Democrats remain committed to a bipartisan path forward so we can get back to doing the business of the people.

[Rep. Pete Aguilar @RepPeteAguilar]

Hakeem Jeffries is the only candidate for Speaker of the House with the courage and conviction to lead us out of the Republican-manufactured chaos.

Americans deserve a leader focused on unity and progress, not division and dysfunction.

[Dane @DaneofSomewhere]

@MEPFuller Oh, so they support ranked choice voting now.

[Def NOT Matt DeF @MattADeFreitas]

@catypayette Or hear them talk about how “Washington is broken”

[Def NOT Matt DeF @MattADeFreitas]

Hey Matt, what do you want as a retirement gift?

Me: a lobotomy?

(Don’t worry, I still have 14 more years of hot takes).

[Def NOT Matt DeF @MattADeFreitas]

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[Def NOT Matt DeF @MattADeFreitas]

@laurenboebert It’s never too late to get a GED, #amiright?

[Def NOT Matt DeF @MattADeFreitas]

@laurenboebert No one cares what someone who voted against infrastructure thinks about this. You had your chance to amend the bill and vote for it.

[Def NOT Matt DeF @MattADeFreitas]

Remember to take the time to be there for those moments, and when they want to go on their own, let them soar.

Don’t forget to feel your own funk, too 😊

[Def NOT Matt DeF @MattADeFreitas]

To my 400 followers - I know who (most of) you are. And it breaks my heart

[Def NOT Matt DeF @MattADeFreitas]

Tonight for dinner my 4yo son ate 7 chicken nuggets, 5 carrots sticks, 5 cucumber sticks, & a pile of blueberries.

Now I can’t stop thinking about how much money I was supposed to be saving since he stopped needing diapers.

[Def NOT Matt DeF @MattADeFreitas]

Banning books party says what?

[Rep. Jim Jordan @Jim_Jordan]

It’s never been more obvious:

-Democrats want censorship.

-Republicans want free speech.

Real America still loves the First Amendment!

[Def NOT Matt DeF @MattADeFreitas]

There’s a slim line with flight attendants collecting garbage, and it’s “Your trash?” vs. “You’re trash.”

[Def NOT Matt DeF @MattADeFreitas]

Have flour manufacturers thought of packaging it in anything less terrible? I’d take a baby powder bottle over flimsy, water absorbent paper.

[Committee on House Admn. Democrats @HouseAdm_Dems]

Join @America250 as we gear up for our nation’s 250th anniversary in 2026!
This is your opportunity to participate in this special commemoration from the start. Sharing your one-of-a-kind stories using #AmericasInvitation ➡ https://t.co/Y5EBfXHbFo @smithsonian @librarycongress

[Def NOT Matt DeF @MattADeFreitas]

@Jenna_VR Ooooo

Happy 4th of Joe-ly?

Nooo

Give me few mins. I’m Biden my time.

[Def NOT Matt DeF @MattADeFreitas]

Y’all!

It’s wedding (bathroom selfie) season in full swing!!!!