Mr Matt

Creative Overlord @theadventurists. Helping smash global boredom.

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@virginmedia my patience with your company's utter lack of any kind of respect for your customers died a long time ago I'm afraid.

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@virginmedia Please tell me how I can speak to a human about cancelling our broadband service with you. I've tried calling 4 times now and each time after 30 minutes on hold, the call disconnects automatically.

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@virginmedia and I would advise you actually get enough customer service agents to deal with all the customers you've greedily obtained. But that's not going to happen either, so maybe someone can get back to me with a proper answer?

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@virginmedia yeah I tried that too. It's just as useless, if not more so. I waited for 2.5 hours yesterday just to finally meet the "end of the day bot" (seriously?) who told me someone would respond today after 8am (they haven't, it's now nearly 11:30). Any other good ideas?

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@Lidl_Portugal in a world where plastic pollution is a major problem and the clock on climate change is literally ticking, where is there space for this utter nonsense? Hugely irresponsible and, frankly, disgusting. Please explain your thinking. Thank you.

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What's happing? The world has gone mad, but thankfully #TheAdventurists have the cure to mass-boredom, as our chief idiot explains: https://t.co/5Rg8dZEuA4

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Are you a fan of those horsey things? Then you'll bloody love this... https://t.co/Lk6yTjlVKI

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It's like that time when you get to the office to find out the youngsters fancy you so much they dress just like you. Because it is.

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@TheAdventurists Poor child.

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@theadventurists I'd do it all again in half a heartbeat...
https://t.co/fpsHRHzgwQ

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#RickshawRun Sri Lanka kicks off with much needed team beers. It’s likely all downhill from here @rickshawrunlive

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Well, Sri Lanka is hot as balls. @rickshawrunlive

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@buddymunro Pretty sure I received an email from his cousin the other week. They have some money for me or something. I'll check my inbox again.

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Prep work for our next big adventure, the #GauchoDerby going well. Mr Tom's never moved so fast https://t.co/fmdC5s4TAD @TheAdventurists

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Since our very own Mr Tom decided it would be a good idea to float above Africa during the #Adventure11 test run, the post we receive here in the office has gone right down the pan. Thank you very much. Tit.

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Seems this car hire company thinks I'm a right tit.

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Elephants apparently don't like the sound of a rickshaw engine. That's handy. #RickshawRunSriLanka @TheAdventurists

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Bloody @MattAdventrists can't keep out of the second hand shops even in Sri Lanka. Put it down Matthew, you don't need another old telly.

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@TheAdventurists Just one more? For the shed?