matt allbert

Husband, Father, Patriot, Engineer, Machinist, Tesla owner, Blastar fan, Veteran (no combat). God Bless America.

[matt allbert @MattAllbert]

@DigitalDaisyX

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@davepl1968 @SnazzyLabs That’s what I was thinking.

I don’t smoke, but if I did, I’d smoke Camels based on the flavor of the few I’ve tried.

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@mikepat711 This was true.

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@dkmitc 😬
I wonder what the record is for “miles before engine failure” for any ICE car with no oil changes or adds.

My guess would be maybe 40k miles.

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@TexasTSLA Why?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@wholemars The car will start to remember your specific interventions and match each person’s individual preferences

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@WilliamShatner Be 94. Then have a birthday.

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@thedooberhead

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@Oceanbreeze473 I’d have to turn the bed around so my feet were by the crapper instead of my head, but otherwise no problem.

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@thedooberhead We kept mylicon at the ready. That stuff was a miracle.

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@Dude__Duderson Is this a “finish the whole box and the meal’s on us” challenge? The 32 box is usually more than enough.

While we’re on the topic, my favorite of all time…

In the Army, we say, “Never leave your buddies behind.” In the Navy, they say, “Never leave your buddy’s behind.”

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@TechOperator Can a Cybertruck provide power for a gas station to operate its pumps in an outage? That would be cool ah.

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@thedooberhead @CarolynWRockey You’re supposed to say, “Asking for a friend” after something like that 😂.

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@congressdj Yeah DJ… why you hatin’? Just lose a couple of pounds or a couple of kids and get back in the club.

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@OverlyTrev My youngest is 22.

Guess I can ride it though.

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@dezmondOliver Totally fair.

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@OffRoadCampBoys

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@JuniperDriver I’ve been conspiring with Grok to come up with a suitable counterattack on Canada, but I don’t have anything better than a diarrhea parasite for their maple syrup yet.

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This is who runs this account ah.

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@phibetakitten @jamesdouma I LOVE hummingbirds.