Matt

Out here living someone else’s dream

[Wordle-Chan (🏳️‍⚧️ Ignore the blue) @EarthAnd_TheSun]

Why does a fried potato cost 4 dollars

[daz @MetamateDaz]

I just spent $230 on groceries for me and my cat, then spent $5 a gallon to fill my Corolla.

f*ck the ballroom.

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

I’ll serve crack before I serve this country

[🏴‍☠️ @calvinfroedge]

Any society where a corporation has a lower marginal tax rate than the average employee that works in that corporation is probably a morally bankrupt society

Warren Buffett says the same thing

[UKs #1 Race Baiter @Shadowbandolero]

Watching the response to this baby monkey is interesting when we live in a society that thinks poor children shouldn't get a free breakfast at school. It's you. You're the bully monkeys.

[99% Johnny Graz @jvgraz]

Animals don't breed in captivity.

[Matt Gaetz @mattgaetz]

I miss the good ole days when NFL teams just spied on……other NFL teams.

[President-Elect Toguro @PresidentToguro]

So called red blooded American patriot calling it "primary school”

[gen z superboy (official) @shin_kale_rider]

I will vote for whichever candidate promises to have this guy executed live on television in 2028

[Appodlachia @appodlachia]

In other countries, they can just go to the doctor.

[Okie (and USA) Political Memes @OKPoliticalMeme]

Then why did you not just take the zero and shut up?

[Bob @PoopFromDaButt]

this is why in inglorious basterds they carved swastikas on the survivors heads

[onion_mu @onion_mu]

Z-A after like an hour

[Common Sense Extremists @crushmarxismnow]

Legal Indians are worse than illegal Mexicans

[JOLLY J✨ @DynamoSuperX]

flabbergasted because why don't y'all put this energy into catching online pedophiles?

[Wolf-E🚩🏴Juice Girl @ElleHasAGock]

The mcdonalds customer who snitched on luigi mangione was never compensated.

[Zy @ZyMazza]

Why does it only work for 8 hours like a human? Are they stupid?

[South Park @SouthPark]

Didn’t see this on TV?

Here’s the Paramount+ version of the end credits scene.

[Noah’s Ark 🚢 @NoahsArk1000]

“Let’s focus on why that thought is antisemitic Joey”

This Ai video is insane lmao.

[unonumero56 @unonumero_56]

One of these days Oda is going to be serious about One Piece ending and no one will be ready.